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love wins. brunch without mimosas is a late, sad breakfast. Tottenham Hotspur Tennessee Volunteers

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@HLTCO That will get ruled out by VAR

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@MiguelDelaney This. As an American and long suffering Spurs supporter, I couldn’t believe the first time I went to a match and there was no beer in the stands. It took me all of 10 minutes to realize what a good idea it was.

[The Oxford Comma @RealOxfordComma]

All commas are equal, but some commas are more equal than others.

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@SamC_reports @JackElsom I love a pint but this is a terrible idea

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@leevalueroach Financial planning is a delicate balance of facts and feelings. Nothing at all wrong with paying off a 3% mortgage.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

“I don’t do politics” tells me exactly who you fucking voted for.

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@FPWellman They don’t know how insurance works. They don’t know how anything works.

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@Kam9944568699 @TradingThomas3 No mate

[Allison Floyd @AllisonRFloyd]

The Golden Rule famously said only care about what directly impacts you after all.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“The strongest version of you is buried under the habits you're afraid to break.”

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

Trump: I demand Greenland!

Denmark: No.

Trump: Ok, how about you agree not to let Russia and China establish military bases there?

Denmark: Well I mean we weren’t going to do…you know what? Deal!

Trump: My enemies fold again.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

The United States has had a military presence in Greenland since the 1950s. Trump wanted to buy Greenland. Greenland said no. Now he’s celebrating a security agreement that leaves Greenland exactly where it was. But MAGAs are too stupid to comprehend this and think it's a win.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Hey American diesel truck drivers, have you considered buying less avocado toast?

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@joshthetree_ This guy right here

[Rick Aaron @RickAaron]

I’m about 25 cents a gallon away from removing my drivers side floorboard & Fred Flintstoneing this bitch.

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@London_W4 Amazing picture. Prague is such a beautiful city.

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@joshthetree_ @U2 Saw them in Memphis. Rage Against the Machine opened for them. Incredible show.

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@leevalueroach Way too much commercial real estate influence money for that shit.

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@pokeefe1 @WestHamPlace Its comments like this that remind me of why I can’t leave the hellscape of an app, sir. Quality work and Come On You Spurs.

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@Madximilian Looks like he’s got a lot on his mind.