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Didn't exist for 13.8 billion years. Then I came to conciousness on a floating rock. Only to discover others experiencing the same thing.

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@RightScopee So his wealth doesn't pay 100's of thousands of families directly? And millions more families indirectly, such as mine? And this isn't a one time payment but an ongoing wealth creation? That's a fascinating take.

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@JakeJohnson77 @ZenMan65 @atensnut Public raceturbation is gross. Keep it in your pants.

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@SenAdamSchiff 🤡

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@SenSanders Elections shouldn't be funded at all. We should draft random citizens to represent us. It would be better than the mess we have now. Just a bunch of egotistical, self promoting, greedy lunatics. I'd be surprised if the average IQ of you crooks is above 85.

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@futuremachine13 @elonmusk I would love to see what the sun has done to the roadster by now. Probably pretty sun bleached. We need to go grab part of it one day and do an analysis.

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@SenWarren How do you sleep at night? I mean, does it take NyQuil or what?

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@SenSanders Plenty of food is available. I can go get a weeks worth of free food from one of 5 local food pantries right now. Childhood obesity is a larger problem. Also, there are way more than 35 countries. How did you cherry pick that weird stat? You can't even lie correctly.

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@GavinNewsom Virginia tried to erase my vote. Almost did. Where's your outrage, raceturbator?

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@Ghostofcynthia What's he doing now? When they were done with him, they put him in the trash can (or bin, depending on where you are.)

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@elonmusk Im into it. But we all know open space will be at a premium in space travel. Lets look at it realistically. Its still amazing. No need to hype it too much. It's self hyping. Gonna be dangerous, terrifying, and spectacular.

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Drives me to work every day. 1/4 the price of gas. But the insurance is ripping me a new one. All while the self driving is 10 times safer. Fk it. Worth it for the self driving. But Tesla should get that money, not the insurance company. Gonna look into Tesla insurance. Although I dont care for getting graded for my driving habits when not on FSD. Seems a bit invasive. Whatever. Still the best car ever.

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@GavinNewsom It looks like your run for prez is crumbling. You gonna be ok buttercup?

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@SawyerMerritt FSD saved a deer and a groundhog today on my commute. Scared the living shit out of me tho.😆 No complaints from me, the wife, or the critters.

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@elonmusk My Y FSD-S saved a deer this morning. I swear the deer was waiting for me before dashing out. Like it was on purpose😆

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@elonmusk You don't quit. SpaceX is a great example.

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@elonmusk Who on earth wanted to make this happen?

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@sk_signals @stats_feed Did you know that flying direct from NYC to LAX burns 1/4 the fuel of driving a car? If you take a fully loaded bus, then that is much more efficient than either. I'll take the plane just for the sake of reducing travel time.

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@GovPressOffice Drop your state taxes on it. You're welcome.

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@elonmusk WTF was that about? Nevermind. What happened to the heat shield tiles? Did they perform OK. Getting close to re-usability? TELL ME!!😁😁😁

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We aren't going hungry. We have local, fully stocked food pantries that anyone can access for free food. It isn't steak, but it is calories. Also, if you are struggling, contact any local church. You'll get more food that you can eat. And good stuff too. Not just canned food. There are many people in the church chomping at the bit to help. If anyone is going hungry it is from abuse from "parents" that don't care enough to feed them.