Jessica Harris

[Jessica Harris @roosteranne]

I want a dining room table that can turn into a craps table, and a coffee table that can turn into a puzzle palace, please.

[Jessica Harris @roosteranne]

Home Depot should have a first aid section and a beer section

[Jessica Harris @roosteranne]

I just renovated my entire place with vinyl spackle 😀😳

[Jessica Harris @roosteranne]

The Devil’s name is Citristrip

[Jessica Harris @roosteranne]

I am so proud of my Tiktok algorithm

[Jessica Harris @roosteranne]

A hot bowl of Ramen in a heat wave? Still worth it

[Jessica Harris @roosteranne]

Good morning stimulus check😘😘😘

[Jessica Harris @roosteranne]

@jilnotjill Add a dancing Oracle!!! I answer questions for people on a vintage typewriter and also dance the answers. Here’s a preview, https://t.co/xNaC5gEZ8g and here’s more info: https://t.co/qvWU8MB2nz. It’s fun!

[Jessica Harris @roosteranne]

Thanks to everyone who voted early!!! I didn’t have to wait in line today

[Jessica Harris @roosteranne]

I discovered refillable printer ink cartridges and now i can save for a house

[Jessica Harris @roosteranne]

Before, the fireworks were in three places. Now they are everywhere. #best4thofjulyever #fireworksnyc

[Jessica Harris @roosteranne]

When you discover wigs and your business triples..

[Jessica Harris @roosteranne]

Are all the politicians gonna get sick? Cause none of them are wearing masks and gloves, or social distancing.... #coronavirus
#politics

[Jessica Harris @roosteranne]

My neighbor is high risk for the Coronavirus. She’s going to church tomorrow. She’s risking her life to ask God for protection.

[Jessica Harris @roosteranne]

How do you explain to a 3-year old that a scissors cupcake isn’t funny?

[Jessica Harris @roosteranne]

You can't control reality, but if you control your reaction to reality then reality can't control you.

[Jessica Harris @roosteranne]

Do I really want rainbows everywhere? #Bookediting #layoutchoices

[Jessica Harris @roosteranne]

Pro Tip: How do I get out of Jury Duty? Tell them you are a fortune teller and a movement analyst.

[Jessica Harris @roosteranne]

We aren't special, but we can do special things

[Jessica Harris @roosteranne]

Our celebration of freedom sounds like war