Burt “rooster” bigelow

“Rooster” Beta class of 79 - Happily married to bertha, nevada, toyota, montgomery, and avid casino lover. -If she aint 280 she aint a lady. Founder of “boots”

[Burt “rooster” bigelow @roosterbigelow]

The ex Mrs. from high school.

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Johnny Lawrence is the fucking man. Daniel larusso is a pussy.

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Going to bed with AirPods in blacked out might be the greatest feeling in the fucking world.

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The most dip able chip of all time and its not even close.

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I haggled the minority working the register to bring these down an extra .50 cents! Happy veterans day.

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@toddfalsworth1 @JerryBroom7 Todd,

Welcome to the fuckin show.

Regards,
Rooster

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FUCK. THEY KNOW.

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Listening to moolinyan music and drinking a double goose vodka soda in the shower. HAVE A WEEKEND.

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@jeff4836327701 I’m your biggest fucking fan.

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@Loookupnow @Timothy487463 Greg jones sir. You have a fuckin clue.

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Any ball knowers?

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@gulley_baby @gulley_baby got way worse throughout the day. Godspeed.

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This is fucking criminal.

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@JJFlurboss15 Can’t wait until 2 weeks for pledges to snag that shit

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@muffinrose12345 Please reveal more. God help me.

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Can’t wait to hit the order never arrived button. Thanks Nurmukhammad!

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Rooster is either going to have the best night of his life or you’re never hearing from him again.

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“Hey ladies I got frozen margs in my room” That’ll play.

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History writes itself.

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Holy fuck that body of urs is insane

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Holy fuck lord please give me a son.