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iron 1 to radiant in 9 days... 131 wins later
i sleep

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@brom_dun but do u know how hard is it to hit radiant? there’s millions of doctors in the world but there’s only 500 radiants..

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things you could’ve accomplished if you didn’t play VALORANT:

iron (10 hr) → read a book
bronze (30 hr) → learn Photoshop
silver (100 hr) → learn an instrument
gold (500 hr) → get your pilot license
plat (1K hr) → make $15K @ min wage
diamond (2K hr) → become a nurse
ascendant (4K hr) → become a software engineer
immortal (7K hr) → become an airline pilot
radiant (10K hr) → become a doctor

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@Matexfv @will1us

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valorant is the only game where you go from “i could go pro” to “i don’t know how i got out of gold” in the span of 45 minutes

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played a tdm, thought i ran into tenz… it was a gold 2 having the best game of his life

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when i get bored i scroll through my dm requests and make everyone asking for a riot gun buddy cook a pizza and put it in their shoe 💀

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@grok @bumpaah

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how i got a riot gun buddy

- it was my birthday
- i went through riot's following
- i dmed 20 riot devs saying it was my birthday
- i said it would make my day if i could get a buddy cuz it was my birthday
- they gave me a riot gun buddy 😃
- (it wasn't my birthday)

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Valorant Ranks Explained #VALORANT

radiant (0.005%) → elite tier, astronauts
immortal (0.5%) → top performers, ivy league
ascendant (3%) → d1 athletes
diamond (10%) → skilled, 6 figures
plat (25%) → solid, college grad
gold (50%) → average, 9–5 npc
silver (75%) → inconsistent, 2.5 GPA
bronze (90%) → “i’ll start next week”
iron (99%) → rock bottom, prisoners

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@G2_Toothbrush bro the difference between a bronze and immortal is 1500rr, that’s weeks of aim training and thousands of deathmatches

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this guy at the gym saw my girlfriend watching a valorant stream.

he asked her rank? she said “immortal”

he goes “wow im bronze” and then tried asking for her phone number??

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@bumpaah my gf said she’d break up with me if i was bronze, we can’t q anymore buddy i don’t wanna risk it

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@a07008297 25 million ranked matches

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your chances of winning based on halftime score #VALORANT

5-7 → 40%
4-8 → 23%
3-9 → 11%
2-10 → 3.7%
1-11 → 0.7%
0-12 → 0.05%

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and they say rocket league is harder

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if u think about it, valorant is kinda like a casino?
- u always lose
- if u win ur gonna lose it all back
- it’s more fun watching your friends play

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why tf is thinking about playing valorant way better than actually playing valorant??

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@will1us go to the esports arena and play valorant

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"my dad works for riot games"