__bro__

I enjoy long walks on the beach.

[__bro__ @rootbeerbro]

My dad sends me pictures of my cat and informs me of what she’s been doing while I’m away :,)

[Holekage of the Hidden Bussy Village ꕤ @CAdreamboy]

Jolene on her way to take Dolly Parton’s man

[__bro__ @rootbeerbro]

Starbucks isn’t a place. It’s a culture.

[__bro__ @rootbeerbro]

Red flag?? My boyfriend sleeps in jeans

[__bro__ @rootbeerbro]

Starburst needs to create a green apple flavor.

[__bro__ @rootbeerbro]

“How do you pick your nose with that thing in ( referring to my nose ring)?” - My BF

[__bro__ @rootbeerbro]

Stephanie Meyer did not have to go that hard for the twilight fight scene

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

The minions wouldn’t last a fucking hour here

[__bro__ @rootbeerbro]

The time of day is disoriented in bathrooms with no windows.

[__bro__ @rootbeerbro]

Words can not describe how much I hate the minions.

[__bro__ @rootbeerbro]

remember we’re not actually celebrating the 4th of July this weekend it’s just another day to black out with the homies

[__bro__ @rootbeerbro]

Failing the “I am not a robot” test is an odd sensation

[nutter butter @NutterButter]

N is for the way you nut at me

[__bro__ @rootbeerbro]

How in the fuck did I live with my parents/family for 18 years??? Ive at home a month and I’m ready to throw hands.

[__bro__ @rootbeerbro]

Do you believe in ghost

[__bro__ @rootbeerbro]

No big deal but I eat spaghetti on my white comforter #brave

[James @CaucasianJames]

was gonna stay in but that’s no longer an option. tonight’s for steve and terri

[__bro__ @rootbeerbro]

Finding out smoothies aren’t actually that good for you has really ruined the minuscule ounce of joy I had left in my life.