Brooke P(aganelli)

sneep snorp

[Brooke P(aganelli) @rootbeers_float]

The process of getting married does so many cool things to your brain. Like now I know what tablecloths I like better, and which of my friends I’d save first in a hostage situation.

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2025 UPDATE: have almost been with my fiance for two years. I do not send him recordings of me sneezing bc I’ve realized that that’s weird.

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The thing I miss most about being in a relationship is I had this bit with my ex where I’d send him audio recordings of me sneezing, and that’s just the kinda thing you can’t do with someone you haven’t been dating for two years

[Brooke @golgirlie]

just learned that some people of a certain profession do NOT think it’s funny when you drop your counterspell on the stack over the speeding ticket they just handed you…like babe what happened to backing the blue??? #mtg

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My favorite hobby is telling people “I’ll put that in my calendar right now” and then never putting it in my calendar ever

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@tovaroseb Girlboss we traded jean status

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Love telling old friends what fun + unexpected activities I’m up to these days. Not only am I still alive, I also wear jeans now.

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felt like I was dying and I opened costar and my costar msg was “dress your wounds” so I’m actually not feeling too razzle dazzled about whatever the fuck is up rn

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Jon Stewart: “What’s the leading cause of death among children in this country? And I’m gonna give you a hint: it’s not drag show readings”

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gossip girl x the crucible crossover spinoff. nbc hire me

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Friends with benefits except it just means being friends with them gets you dental insurance

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They are currently vacuuming in the library and I am like. Just eight seconds from losing it

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Oh hey that was me!

[binds @bindsey_]

i can believe the sentence "none of you are fucking the mona lisa" was just sent in our group chat

[Brooke P(aganelli) @rootbeers_float]

Shout out to my old Vietnamese Uber driver, currently blasting songs such as “victorias secret” by jax and Lizzo’s entire discography. Body positivity king. do you think he saw me and was like “this sad fat girl needs some motivation”

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holy fuck it’s only tuesday? Jesus Christ. This week has lasted seven years

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Vin Diesel is just Pit Bull one Pokémon evolution further

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@supershayne me when i was a cheerleader right before our routine where i do the splits

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*gives somebody in comatose a carrot* well buddy, you are what you eat

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water is just earth juice

[Brooke P(aganelli) @rootbeers_float]

For Christmas, I was given a Vivienne Westwood pearl necklace. I had wanted one for years. My mom told me they hadn’t gotten it, and not to get my hopes up. It was the last gift I opened. Just days later, Westwood passed away. I suppose that’s what finally did it for her.