Franz Kafka: "I ran from love because I knew it would destroy me."
Fyodor Dostoevsky: "I ran into love because I needed it to destroy who I used to be."
Why would we hurt Italy?
We love Italian people, soccer, and food and we love Rome, Rimini, Pisa, Milan, Venice, Sardegna, Florence, Naples, Genova, Turin Sicily, and everything in between. ๐ฎ๐น
Trump said Iran would blow up Italy in two minutes if it had the chance.
Unbelievable!
Iranโs policy has always been about respecting nations, not destroying them.
#ITALY ๐ฎ๐น ๐ค #IRAN
Dear Italy,
Your PM just defended Pope and lost an ally in Washington โ the Commander in Grief, yet the most 'powerfool'man on earth.
We'd like to apply for the vacancy.
Our qualifications: 7,000 years of civilization, a shared love of poetry, architecture, and food that takes longer to prepare than Trump's attention span.
The only thing Iran and Italy have ever fought over is who invented ice cream. Faloodeh came first. Gelato came louder. We've been in a 'cold' war over this for 2,000 years.