Kenyan: You don’t look Kenyan.
Foreigner: No, I’m Kenyan.
Kenyan: Okay. Sing the national anthem.
Foreigner: I can’t. The truth is, I was paid to come and vote…
Kenyans:
Shock as a Ugandan MP campaigning for Kasongo and openly saying that Ugandans will cross into Kenya to vote for him. 👀.
Hii pia watasema KTN inatumiwa na opposition?
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@BoboWamboiKuria The future of any organisation lies in the integrity of the successive office holders. We hope that they're will have the will to deal with the manace
@KenyanSays Ikifikia wa rift valley ndo hawalipwi, ikifikia govt jobs, watu wanauziwa, Finland wanaoshwa, Barbara and industrialization wakale wanapewa fertilizer since independence..... Mamae
@carienimwa I think the TSC has a processes of employing teachers just like any other institution, they now the numbers and the areas that need to en filled,,,, how's id that in president JD