maria elena 🐀

submarines, cemeteries, and dead people’s clothes

[maria elena 🐀 @roquelaure]

@pgh_scanner THANK YOU! You were the only reason I’ve been sticking with this cesspool. I can finally break free!

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. @MichaelKeaton dropping a @wqed and #Pittsburgh reference in the first three minutes of @nbcsnl 🖤💛 #SNL #SNL50

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@JSJdarling He grew into his head very well. Which sounds far more mean than I intended?

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@JSJdarling

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@HistoryMuppet Not me running to Target tomorrow…

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@JSJdarling I do believe, as the kids say, she. ATE.

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@pgh_scanner I desperately need an update…

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@MaintenancePod Eagerly awaiting Aubrey’s “Eat shit and garbage” tattoo.

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@StephenKing . @Lin_Manuel is releasing a concept album for a musical version!!!

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@JSJdarling I am ready to defend this boy at all costs. This entire family. I’m 4’10 but I will attack.

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#PROTECTGUSWALZ

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@pgh_scanner I work on the north shore and I’m always so pleasantly surprised how many people are on the river walk playing! We need more wholesome fun in the world ❤️

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ALL HAIL #QUEEN #STORMY

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@advillain I’m so happy for you and your family!! Finally, a bit of relief. I hope you can see them soon, or at least talk to them and tell them you love them ❤️

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Nooo not the drain weasel while I’m eating! #OPLiveNation

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@JSJdarling Who asked for this? Did anyone ask for this? Why, FX. Why. Bette vs Joan was peak!

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@pgh_scanner @TerribleTile All traffic under the bridge is stopped, even the clipper.

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@HamiltonMusical Riiiiise UP!

[Maintenance Phase @MaintenancePod]

New episode!
https://t.co/LB2tobYUJP

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What did he spray to try to hide the weed smell? My money is on POOPH.
#OPLive #OPNation