Real men are depressed year round and get happy when they realize how much they are loved during their birthday before inevitably becoming depressed again
Me personally? I hate when people say they’re from Cali or California. I think you’re trying to trick me like you might be from Bakersfield or even worse, The IE.
I’m sorry but you cannot, at the same time, build political consensus around the sacredness of your own hair while pretending that cutting off some impoverished Asian woman’s hair to glue to your scalp is just harmless commerce.