Rory

[Rory @rorbrandon]

@ukJ0N @ZiaYusufUK She is unbearable Jesus Christ

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

I implore you to unmute this video.

[Rory @rorbrandon]

@palaceretro1 @PalaceReport Large please!

[Palace Retro @palaceretro1]

❗️COMPETITION ❗️

Going on sale @ 6pm tomorrow 🥳

50 available as always ✅

To win one free before they go on sale:

1️⃣ Repost 🔄
2️⃣ Follow us ❤️
3️⃣ Comment your size 🗣️

Winner announced @ 5pm tomorrow

@PalaceReport

#CPFC

[Legends in Thread @LegendsInThread]

“I once watched Adam Wharton play football and still chose Jordan Henderson.”

[Five Year Plan 🏆🏆🏆 @FYPFanzine]

🚨GIVEAWAY🚨

To be in with a chance of winning a @LegendsInThread Leipzig 2026 t-shirt:

✅Follow @LegendsInThread
✅Follow @FYPFanzine
✅Like this post
✅Retweet this post

Deadline midnight tonight! Winner announced tomorrow morning!

🛒 https://t.co/6s8bHTlQ5P

[Paul @p____67]

Wonder if there’s people out there who haven’t discovered Ella Langley yet.

My word, they’re in for a treat.

[Nacho González @nacho8gonz]

Crystal Palace-Rayo Vallecano. Hemos coincidido en la misma línea temporal que la mejor final de la historia de este deporte, no busquéis más.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Unfortunately, with the growth of bots and automated messages on here, my standard form of outreach regarding the podcasts I record each day no longer seems to work, which has got me seriously concerned about the longevity of doing this as a full-time job.

I think people now receive DM’s from me about the podcast and automatically assume it’s a bot rather than a real person which is incredibly frustrating.

I record two separate podcasts each weekday morning, one on Palace and one on football generally in both the UK and across Europe; they’re both delivered directly to your inbox by 8:30am Monday-Friday and are always 25 minutes or less so you’re totally up to date with everything that’s going on first thing in the day.

I keep it at just £2.50 a month because I want it to be affordable for everyone but I would be lying if I said that I wasn’t worried about my chances of keeping it going much longer given the change in DM responses. Not really sure what to do but just thought I’d make people aware.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Love this from Danny Dyer on @PeterCrouchPod. 👏

[Rory @rorbrandon]

@lfcaryaa Spot on mate

[Santiago Abascal 🇪🇸 @Santi_ABASCAL]

Aquí está el jefe de la mafia tratando de llamar la atención internacional, para que se olvide que es responsable de 46 muertos.
Es capaz de todo tipo de cosas, crueles o ridículas; programar una invasión de nuestra tierra, dar saltitos para que le haga caso un multimillonario, o mandar soldados a Groenlandia. Lo que sea para camuflar su culpabilidad.

[Rory @rorbrandon]

@Mark_CPFC This guy isn’t a footballer. He’s an athlete, that’s it. Shite

[Rory @rorbrandon]

@ScottyStacks Mate fully agree. We never change shape (once ina bluemoon). Absolute bollocks he played the best formation to the best players.

[Rory @rorbrandon]

@ScottyStacks No plan B yet again. Same old story. No excuses now against this level of opponent.

[Rory @rorbrandon]

@palaceretro1 @PalaceReport Large please!

[Palace Retro @palaceretro1]

🛑COMPETITION🛑

With the drill top going on sale tomorrow on X @ 6pm we are doing a giveaway before the sale

To win one FREE:

• Repost 🔄

• Follow us ❤️

• Comment your size 😁

Winner announced @ 2pm tomorrow

@PalaceReport

#CPFC

[J A K E @Jaake_I3]

I know it’s a long shot,

2x Newcastle away tickets together for sale, only want my £60 back for them.

RTs appreciated! #CPFC

[Dan @dbutleranalysis]

Wharton is the real deal. This guy has single-handedly dog walked our midfield in every way imaginable. We cannot get close to him, pressing him is pointless and giving him space is suicide.

[Rory @rorbrandon]

@HLTCO @MezzalaDesigns @AndrewSymonds8