rori whittaker

Registered nurse, occasionally funny, lover of all things puppies and pizza. 💛

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I’m just a girl

BEGGING men to be taller

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If your dating app says “looking for something casual” or “not sure yet” and you’re in your late 20’s+, what’s the end game????

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All about the leg growth this past year

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It physically pains me to watch grown men half-rep squats.

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The amount of healing and growth I’ve experienced over the last 6 months is something I’ll forever be thankful for.

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Trying to build some @carrieunderwood legs

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I went to see my parents after I got off tonight and my dad straight up walked to the gas station to get me a beer because he knew it was rough.

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Thanks to Saltburn, “murder on the dance floor” lives rent free, on repeat, in my brain.

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My goals for my next relationship:

-gym together
-matching swimsuits at the beach

That’s it

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A 33 year old man blocked and ghosted me.

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Before and after 3 incredibly terrible shifts at work.

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Pissed at the world because there’s a good chance none of my grandparents see me get married.

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God I miss you so much

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My girl 🤍 I hope you’re smiling this big in the arms of our savior right now.

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If you don’t put your height on dating apps, I assume you’re 5’4 and swipe left.

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Don’t lose 20 pounds before you have to wear a dress you special ordered to fit your body 😂

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Whew, what a week it has been

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Hahahahahah and I turned 27 this year. 30 is creeping up

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I’ll be 25 in a month. I’m sorry, when did that happen?