đŸ Last few menâs matches at this yearâs French Open:
Berrettini vs Comesaña â 5h 13m
CerĂșndolo vs de Jong â 6h 03m
Ruud vs Fonseca â 3h 58m
Faria vs Tiafoe â 4h 05m
Arnaldi vs Collignon â 5h 03m
Last few womenâs matches:
Kostyuk vs ĆwiÄ tek â 1h 40m
Sabalenka vs Kasatkina â 1h 13m
Andreeva vs Teichmann â 1h 26m
CĂźrstea vs Wang â 1h 57m
Men are playing 5-hour marathons.
Women are playing 90-minute matches.
Yet they receive the same prize money.
Apparently equality means never doing the maths, because on a per-hour basis, women are being paid significantly more.
Thanks to Aryna Sabalenka who does Michael Jacksonâs moonwalk on court after beating Naomi Osaka at Roland Garros. We don't have to watch Naomi (attention whore) anymore.
Odds of making $1 million:
đ° Lottery: 0.0000003%
đ Pro athlete: 0.03%
đ Marrying into money: 4%
đ Stock market: 10%
đ Real estate: 18%
đŒ Business owner: 24%