Rory MacDonald

[Rory MacDonald @rory_mac]

@Scaramucci Is it nap time?

[Rory MacDonald @rory_mac]

@JoeBrownLondon Technically still open but no trains stop there, IBM

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

Mr. Vice President @JDVance , my fellow Catholic, are you going to condemn this world leaders actions related to the Pope? Didn’t think so but know this: he’s doing this in part to troll you to make sure the world knows that you are his supplicant.

[Clash Report @clashreport]

📸 Marco Rubio wearing oversized shoes that Trump ordered for him by just guessing his size.

Trump has been buying $145 Florsheim dress shoes for allies, using the gifts as a lighthearted way to encourage loyalty and unity within his circle.

Source: The Times

[Rory MacDonald @rory_mac]

@RMac18 Surptised he didn't confirm a new robot unicorn as well

[Rory MacDonald @rory_mac]

@PaulBrandITV How long until Braverman or Jenrick mount a leadership challenge of Reform?

[Renaud Foucart @RenaudFoucart]

US etiquette question: do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

[Rory MacDonald @rory_mac]

@jonsopel Kelly for president 2028?

[Rory MacDonald @rory_mac]

@scottygb Or get ahead of a follow-up story in the papers Saturday/Sunday?

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

THIS MOMENT DESERVES A BAFTA #CelebrityTraitors

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"That was Ozempic Vulva with Droopy Down There".

[Rory MacDonald @rory_mac]

@jennyeclair https://t.co/6gleW9PYEs

[Rory MacDonald @rory_mac]

@jennyeclair If you don't mind it being frozen in time, you can just buy a one off version of Microsoft Office, especially if you don't use the online services or just want a version that will last you a few years and not cost the earth. Starts at £119.99 for a one-time purchase for 1 device

[John Bye @_johnbye]

Someone didn't think this title through... 😆

[Rory MacDonald @rory_mac]

@scottygb Calm down and take a breath

[Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews]

Lookalike: Vance and Ewok

From the new Private Eye, out now.

[Rory MacDonald @rory_mac]

@maitlis @nbc Has he threatened to send Putin to his room yet? Or is he not that angry?

[emily m @maitlis]

Trump tells @nbc Putin has pissed him off ..

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Well, they lied. Obviously.

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

You are an ubertwat.