Rory Diamond

love me for all my tweets

[Rory Diamond @rorycdiamond]

I hope everything works out for me

[Rory Diamond @rorycdiamond]

Imagine inventing transition lenses. Scientific marvel, infinitely practical. And then some bozo decides they’re uncool.

[Rutger Bregman @rcbregman]

Sam Altman is such an incredible backstabber, liar and traitor.

While your competitor is taking a heroic and principled stand, you swoop in to make your deal. Imagine working for this guy - is there a greater shame?

This should lead to a mass exodus from OpenAI.

[campbell g @rodeoman]

every third ad during the super bowl

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

Happy first night of Hanukkah

[Charles Onyango-Obbo @cobbo3]

“Everyone knows about Robinhood because he stole from the rich, [few] care about a story where someone steals from the poor” – Henry Graff (Aden Young) Law & Order Toronto.

[📽 @fiIlmography]

“Jesus Christ, you have bad music. It’s all greatest hits.”
“But they’re the greatest, what’s wrong with that?”

Lady Bird (2017) dir. Greta Gerwig

[Rory Diamond @rorycdiamond]

@Raptors @boyles_murray @Bell Isaac with the voice of gold

[Rory Diamond @rorycdiamond]

Aiming to have my mid-life crisis at 50 so I can live until I'm 100

[Rory Diamond @rorycdiamond]

My first episode of television!

[Law & Order Toronto: Criminal Intent @lawandorderto]

Law & Order Toronto: Criminal Intent is on the case tonight at 10/9c on @City_tv, or stream it on Citytv+

Don't miss it.

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

Happy Passover

[kenza @mstowe_]

they gave her a platform and she came prepared with the stats i’m crying

[Rory Diamond @rorycdiamond]

This woman is Professor Umbridge

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: It is just 43 pounds, less than a carry-on suitcase. Is that a lot of fentanyl compared to say Mexico?

Leavitt: You are asking me for what the president's justification is for these tariffs. It is not up to you. You are not the president

[Law & Order Toronto: Criminal Intent @lawandorderto]

It may be the day of love, but these cases are far from sweet.

Tune into the season premiere of Law & Order Toronto: Criminal Intent next Thursday, February 20th at 10/9c on @City_tv, or stream it on Citytv+

[Law & Order Toronto: Criminal Intent @lawandorderto]

February 20th. New season. New stories. Same dedicated detectives ready to serve.

Season two of Law & Order Toronto: Criminal Intent begins Thursday February 20th on Citytv, or stream it on Citytv+… and missing it would be criminal. 🚨

[Rory Diamond @rorycdiamond]

If I have to sit through one more Wayfair ad to watch a Youtube video I'm gonna buy a tapscott upholstered side chair

[Law & Order Toronto: Criminal Intent @lawandorderto]

We’re back again (and again) for 2 seasons of Law and Order Toronto Criminal Intent! More Graff, more Bateman and more cases inspired by the headlines. Their stories continue in 2025! #LawandOrderToronto #CriminalIntent

[Rory Diamond @rorycdiamond]

Every minute saved by online shopping is spent crushing the stupid box it came in

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

Cate Blanchett vs leaf blowers is the only celebrity feud I care about

[Law & Order Toronto: Criminal Intent @lawandorderto]

🚨Breaking news🚨 #LawandOrderToronto Criminal Intent is coming February 22 on @City_tv! #LawandOrderThursday

[Rory Diamond @rorycdiamond]

As we enter Fall, a reminder that one leaf blower pollutes 300 times more than a truck, blows carcinogenic particles in the air causing multiple types of cancer, are loud and stupid because leaves are good for soil, and that anyone who uses one is a jerk.