maybe: rory

ope sorry | she/her

[maybe: rory @rorydemick]

we were sharing snapchat stats at work today and the summer intern couldn't believe i had posted so many stories. baby i was in college in the mid-2010s, anything even mildly interesting went on snap lmao

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

The first 18 pages the age is listed as 0
The first 18 pages the age is listed as 0
The first 18 pages the age is listed as 0
The first 18 pages the age is listed as 0
The first 18 pages the age is listed as 0
The first 18 pages the age is listed as 0

[maybe: rory @rorydemick]

tom holland dancing to umbrella on lip sync battle is still the hottest thing i have ever witnessed in my life

[maybe: rory @rorydemick]

what do you mean condo associations have stricter pet rules than my landlord??

[maybe: rory @rorydemick]

first date idea: drag brunch but he doesn't know about the drag part until he shows up

[maybe: rory @rorydemick]

my coworker told me i "might learn some things" from love on the spectrum and i'm having a really hard time not taking that personally

[maybe: rory @rorydemick]

i hate casual dating can we skip to the part where we make pics of each other our phone backgrounds

[maybe: rory @rorydemick]

if i have to see one more hinge profile that says his dog needs a mom i'm going to kms

[maybe: rory @rorydemick]

@NeverTriggered1 @EricLDaugh how is this different than last year when elon musk carried his son on his shoulders any time he was in public? haven't seen them together since.

[maybe: rory @rorydemick]

@Gtwy @potatoslav their role is to bring the carts back from the cart corral and into the store. it's a waste of their time to round up wayward carts from lazy shoppers.

if you can push the cart around the store while you shop, you can also return it when you're done.

[maybe: rory @rorydemick]

god forbid a man walk up a flight of stairs

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Karoline Leavitt says the Secret Service is investigating why the UN escalator stopped working just as Trump and Melania got on:

“There was some concerning reporting over the weekend…that UN globalist staffers were basically plotting to set up the president of the United States." Leavitt said

[maybe: rory @rorydemick]

accidentally wore my house slippers to take the trash down to the dumpsters and now they are tainted forever

[maybe: rory @rorydemick]

if chatgpt has no haters i'm dead

[maybe: rory @rorydemick]

do you re-lace new shoes before you wear them or are you normal

[🇵🇸 @JoeDaActivist]

Got absolutely fucked fighting an actual army they said lemme go back to kids

[maybe: rory @rorydemick]

@deltaozzimo teaching *how* a baby is made using scientific terminology is not teaching the children how to have sex. unless you're suggesting that the teachers are including positions in their lesson lol give me a break

[maybe: rory @rorydemick]

working in design is crazy bc my next project is going to be remodeling our current office and that's how i found out the landlord (also my boss) is kicking us out so he can rent it to someone else for more money

[maybe: rory @rorydemick]

i only shaved one and a half legs yesterday because i just couldn't be bothered, so that's where i am mentally

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

1,460 days left until the end of his presidency.