Rory dela Paz

Husband / Dad / Nerd / Software Engineer - in that order.

[Rory dela Paz @rorydlp]

Can I just say how much I think @Verizon service stinks? A simple landline order to move to a new address has taken almost two weeks and it is still not resolved. Argh! Why do I need to make all the calls?

[Rory dela Paz @rorydlp]

@LindseyGrahamSC Lock you up! Lock you up! Lock you all up!

[Rory dela Paz @rorydlp]

@GOPLeader Either T***p has something on you or you are part of a criminal act. So sure, let Garland tell you what it's all about when the time comes and you're in handcuffs.

[Rory dela Paz @rorydlp]

@JudiciaryGOP Go ahead, get your yucks out of the way. You'll be crying later when you're hauled off thanks to this brave Republican witness.

[Rory dela Paz @rorydlp]

@thebradfordfile Hey now, how's the air under your rock? So that violent insurrection, captured on film, an unconscious police officer, all that was staged? Hollywood rocks!

[Rory dela Paz @rorydlp]

@Jim_Jordan Right after you answer as to why you asked for a Presidential pardon after January 6th.

[NBC Sports @NBCSports]

The overhead view makes Rich Strike's comeback for the upset @KentuckyDerby win look even more incredible. 😮

#KyDerby | @ChurchillDowns

[Rory dela Paz @rorydlp]

@GOPLeader How much did the Kremlin pay you for this lie, Comrade McCarthy?

[Rory dela Paz @rorydlp]

@Jim_Jordan Hey, comrade - did you know that the Secretary of Energy has encouraged American oil producers to increase their output? To start hiring? Oh, right, you trade in misinformation like the Kremlin.

[Rory dela Paz @rorydlp]

@GOP First, tell us your plan!

[Rory dela Paz @rorydlp]

@RepCawthorn For those who don't know, @RepCawthorn has been caught driving with a revoked license for the second time. That's not a good thing.

[Rory dela Paz @rorydlp]

@RepCawthorn Oh, you Putin fan-boy. Why don't you stop digging a deeper hole and maybe do something about your revoked license and learn how to follow our rules of the road.

[Rory dela Paz @rorydlp]

@JDVance1 @jack Dear @jack, we need @JDVance1 out of Twitter. He's surely not worthy of this network. Sugar Honey Iced Tea man, how far have you fallen after your "Hillbilly Elegy" book?

[Red Sox @RedSox]

WALK-OFF INTO THE SERIES LEAD!

[Goodable @Goodable]

At the Olympics, Jamaican hurdler @ParchmentHansle accidentally showed up to the wrong venue for his race.

A young woman gave him taxi money to get to the right stadium.

He won gold.

Then, he tracked down the woman to say thank you.

It's beautiful.

[Chris Chavez @ChrisChavez]

BRONZE FOR MOLLY SEIDEL IN THE WOMEN'S MARATHON!!!

In just her third career marathon, @ByGollyMolly12 becomes the THIRD American woman after Joan Benoit and Deena Kastor to win a medal in the Olympic maraton. Incredible performance in hot and humid conditions.

#TokyoOlympics

[Red Sox @RedSox]

Comeback mode: 🔘 ON ⚪️ OFF

[Rory dela Paz @rorydlp]

@LindseyGrahamSC @Milbank Hey now @LindseyGrahamSC, this is aging well. Little Donnie definitely had his Reichstag moment no thanks to you.

[Rory dela Paz @rorydlp]

@mikepompeo Really? And what triggered that? You pulling us out of the agreement? And you did all this while your staff was picking up your dry cleaning? Go home. You're drunk.

[Rory dela Paz @rorydlp]

@mtgreenee Nope. You are the threat. You're fomenting all this fear and domestic terrorism thanks to you, is alive and well.