Rory Masterson

[20 minutes of free associative monologue]

[Rory Masterson @rorymasterson]

@MotherNatureNet We can go for a walk where it's quiet and dry/And talk about precious things

[Peggy 💫 @PeggyDeFi]

@ether_fi Is the updated claim ready?

[Peggy 💫 @PeggyDeFi]

@ether_fi I just checked again and got more tokens

[Peggy 💫 @PeggyDeFi]

@ether_fi @binance @okx @Bullish @Bybit_Official @kucoincom @bitgetglobal @HTX_Global @gate_io @MEXC_Official What's the link?

[Peggy 💫 @PeggyDeFi]

@aevoxyz For some reason I got more $AEVO the second time I checked lol

[Peggy 💫 @PeggyDeFi]

@aevoxyz LFG $AEVO!

[Peggy 💫 @PeggyDeFi]

@aevoxyz Feeling grateful, I just checked again and got more $AEVO lol

[Rory Masterson @rorymasterson]

#knickstape, fondly

[Rory Masterson @rorymasterson]

Nikola Jokić doesn't care about your impending return, your subsequent suspension or whether he called glass on that one: "My friend...it went in. I'm happy."

[Rory Masterson @rorymasterson]

My favorite part of this isn't even Wemby bouncing it off the backboard to himself; it's narrowly and perfectly avoiding Pat Connaughton's arm and forcing himself to have to do that.

[Rory Masterson @rorymasterson]

Though Andrew Wiggins' only career triple-double is a fine alternative, watching Rubio's scoring high with @katrinafeldkamp a few years back is probably my favorite individual NBA effort that I've seen in person. Buen viaje, Ricky.

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

ESPN Sources: After stepping away from the franchise to address his mental health, guard Ricky Rubio and the Cleveland Cavaliers have agreed on a contract buyout. If Rubio — a 12-year veteran — plays professionally again, it will be likely in his native Spain.

[Rory Masterson @rorymasterson]

laminating yr feet in 2024

[Rory Masterson @rorymasterson]

This is the Harold Lloyd way of leaving a show in 2023, I would imagine, but let's check in again tomorrow night.

[Rory Masterson @rorymasterson]

Once again looking for the MSG hallway door that will provide the correct launch angle after which I’ll land, three stories down on 8th Avenue, dust myself off and actually beat some traffic on my way to the A train.

[Rory Masterson @rorymasterson]

@tylerlauletta Oh yeah.

[Rory Masterson @rorymasterson]

Accepting defeat at CLT, where the Wicked Weed location slipped exactly *one* Christmas song into a playlist that is otherwise wall-to-wall ’80s hits.

[Rory Masterson @rorymasterson]

@danieljtvthorn Apparently so. The Weiss sisters seem to have enjoyed punch.

[Rory Masterson @rorymasterson]

This year’s edition in “You never asked me” features my dad hanging out with the Shangri-Las in Queens in the ’60s.

[Rory Masterson @rorymasterson]

reptilian living

[Rory Masterson @rorymasterson]

connecting to other people's parents' Bluetooth