Limestone Façade

media titan.

[Limestone Façade @rorymkeane]

Listening to John Carpenter’s ‘Escape from New York’ theme on repeat all month.

[Limestone Façade @rorymkeane]

Finally got all my ducks in a road.

[Limestone Façade @rorymkeane]

@EricAllixRogers NBC Tower almost counts (1989)

[Bike Lane Uprising® @bikelaneuprise]

‘I love riding my bike...but recently I don’t know if I’ve ever been more frustrated, & at times, more scared in my almost 20 years of riding around this city.’ https://t.co/ZvVTbY6gW4

[Limestone Façade @rorymkeane]

@Gabrus here’s a journalistic thriller for you: Mr. Jones. It features a dogged Welsh reporter who takes on the Soviet Union. Not unlike Rocky IV...but with moral fisticuffs instead of boxing. You’ve also got Vanessa Kirby in a supporting role. Need I say more?

[Limestone Façade @rorymkeane]

“Galaxy Brain Takes with Jonathan Frakes”
How is this not a show? Make this a show!

[Limestone Façade @rorymkeane]

Y’know, even though he’s insanely wealthy, Bruce Wayne can’t vacation on Martha’s Vineyard.

[Limestone Façade @rorymkeane]

The media loves to stoke the so-called "country - city divide" but this is all I picture in my head whenever the phrase gets used

[Limestone Façade @rorymkeane]

My super villain origin story was the 5th grade spelling bee, when a wayward lizard scurried onto the stage & interrupted my perfect spelling streak. Since that day, I *am* The Saurus

[Limestone Façade @rorymkeane]

I also require six days of cajoling, repositioning & breathless news coverage to do basically anything. Where's my applause?!?
#Evergreen #SuezUnblocked

[Miller Lite @MillerLite]

No commercial from us this year, after 2020 no one’s forgotten that beer exists.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘Wait, So Why Did That Guy Just Drink That Beer?’ Asks Annoying Friend Who Never Watches Commercials https://t.co/0O3CmGoWTO

[Limestone Façade @rorymkeane]

Some guys will literally start a radio show rather than go to therapy.

https://t.co/Voc4qbHRcU

[Limestone Façade @rorymkeane]

We get it, Kanye - You liked the costume designs in Alien 3!

[adamselzer 🧵 | אדם @adamselzer]

Polar vortex fun: pants with nobody inside them! Soak a pair, put outside. In about 20 minutes you can form them to shape, and in another 20 they’re solid.

[Limestone Façade @rorymkeane]

Everyone applauding billionaires each time they blast their rockets into space, I’ve got bad news for you:

You’re not going with them. Space is for them. That’s the point of fleeing this planet, dumbshits! To get away from normies like you!

#wakeupsheeple

[Limestone Façade @rorymkeane]

@HelloCullen People flush whatever, man.

[Limestone Façade @rorymkeane]

@ajlatrace Oof.

[Cori Bush @CoriBush]

A maskless Marjorie Taylor Greene & her staff berated me in a hallway. She targeted me & others on social media.

I'm moving my office away from hers for my team's safety.

I've called for the expulsion of members who incited the insurrection from Day 1. Bring H.Res 25 to a vote.

[Ja Rule @jarule]

Yo this is a fucking CRIME what @RobinhoodApp is doing DO NOT SELL!!! HOLD THE LINE... WTF 🤬