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[Football Away Days @AwayDaysFB]

Were home fans banned from the CBS last night in Coventry? 🤯

Has to be the worst newly supported side in history...

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Channel 5 is dropping a docuseries about Nautica Malone, the first “Gooneral” in human history.

[Rory Jennings ⭐ ⭐ @Chelsearory]

Wallop.

[Jody Morris @JodyMorris]

Wow was just told that since Enzo scored in Paris….its been 0-16 against high level opposition (obviously not including the port vale win)…,and should easily be in the early twenties to nil just with this Brighton game

[Rory Jennings ⭐ ⭐ @Chelsearory]

Leeds at Wembley is fixture that symbolises who Chelsea are today. Our entire identity is moulded because of that fixture that started at Wembley. It’s our biggest game of the season. We simply cannot go into it with this inept idiot in charge.

[Rory Jennings ⭐ ⭐ @Chelsearory]

Anyone involved in this appointment should be sacked. That pillock Egbahli who thinks he can run a football club like it’s some sort of Silicon Valley tech start up should be first out the door.

[The Footy Section @FTBLsection]

It’s being reported that a Tottenham training session was delayed for nearly 2 hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the pitch.

Training was suspended while an investigation was launched. After a complete analysis, experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the Goal Line.

Training resumed after it was decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.

[Rory Jennings ⭐ ⭐ @Chelsearory]

Chelsea are a disgrace. This ridiculously-named ‘project’ has failed on every conceivable level. Run by incompetent, arrogant morons, they have eviscerated the country’s most successful football set-up this century in just a few years. They openly mock our club’s fans, history, culture and are dead set on erasing all of that. BlueCo are the worst thing to ever happen to Chelsea and anyone associated with them or supporting them should be ashamed.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Imagine not being Chelsea.

[Sacha Pisani @Sachk0]

Mate.

[Chris Wright 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @chriswrightzz]

CHELSEA REWIND: Kings Of Europe! 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

[Rory Jennings ⭐ ⭐ @Chelsearory]

Conference League, Champions League, Europa League, Cup Winners’ Cup and Super Cup.

We are European royalty.

[Tom Garratt @Tgarratt10]

The new overlap episode is unreal. Martin O’Neill is a brilliant guest.

[JustRandomThoughts @randomstuffxzxz]

To celebrate Oasis returning let’s remember the time Tracy Barlow killed Charlie Stubbs with a tacky ornament whilst dancing to Whatever.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🗣️ Carlo Ancelotti: “The mistake that the new generation of coaches make is giving too much information to the players in the game with the ball.

This takes away creativity. It's one thing to indicate to the player the positioning without the ball, there you have to give a lot of information, because without the ball it's concentration, sacrifice and collective play.

But with the ball, it depends on the creativity of the player. If Vinicius or Rodrygo feel more comfortable opening up a little more on the wings when the team has the ball, I'm not going to tell them to stay inside; because it is an individual interpretation of the game.

I don’t do it, because I don’t want to take away everyone’s creativity.”

[WE ARE THE SHED ⭐⭐ @WeAre_TheShed]

Chelsea since birth 💙

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

Chelsea fans with a banner for Conor Gallagher at Stamford Bridge tonight 👏🔵

[CFC-Blues @CFCBlues_com]

“Only league title you’ve ever won and you’re giving it the f*cking big'un”

Jurgen Klopp has never been the same since he got humbled by Frank Lampard.

[Church End Brewery @churchendbeer]

📣URGENT APPEAL 📣
TO OUR CUSTOMERS
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❌STOLEN FROM THE ❌
EAST BIRMINGHAM AREA
18.01.24 - EARLY HOURS

❌WHITE TRANSIT VAN ❌
REG NUMBER
LJ15 UAV

Will have A LOT OF EMPTY CHURCH END BREWERY CASKS IN THE BACK !!
THEY ARE BLUE & BLACK IN COLOUR.