Rory Shaw

Flatballer. Avid water drinker. But I enjoy other things too.

Life is great, isn't it.

[Rory Shaw @roryshaw43]

Here's the thing..... I don't sing in the shower. I perform.

[Zain Pyarali @ZainPyarali]

5 1/2 years ago we gave a sophomore defensive end the cover of our high school newspaper and labeled him as the “Monster of the Midwest”.

Today, he’s poised to go in the first round of the @NFLDraft.

Best of luck tonight, @ajepenesa24!👏👏

[Rory Shaw @roryshaw43]

I'm not gonna lie, I hear about it and see it all the time but..... I still honestly don't know what exactly Kohls Cash is and how it works.

[Rory Shaw @roryshaw43]

@CamJanssen25 Went on to Facebook Marketplace to see if I could find a cheap used stick..... this is the first one that pops up

[Rory Shaw @roryshaw43]

Update: It was a Battle of Alberta video

[Rory Shaw @roryshaw43]

I found this rather funny

[Rory Shaw @roryshaw43]

I found this rather funny

[Tyler Bozak @Bozie42]

#BellLetsTalk

[adam lz @Adam_LZ]

I really struggle with the notion that you can’t be the best at everything...

[Rory Shaw @roryshaw43]

One time in Preschool, this kid told me "I don't believe in God, I believe in Power Rangers" and yeah.... I still think about it.

[Ben Rector @benrector]

Me: Ready for another productive day, look out world!

Also me: What’s the deal with the Bermuda Triangle I need to read up on that right now

[Rory Shaw @roryshaw43]

I listen to a wide variety of podcasts as you can see @SinTheFields @patstegs @DickAndSauce

[Rory Shaw @roryshaw43]

Underrated Dad hero moves:

Eating the ends of a loaf of bread

[Rory Shaw @roryshaw43]

Have you ever dropped your toothbrush while brushing your teeth? Cause yeah me either

[McLaren Mastercard Formula 1 Team @McLarenF1]

The end of an era. 🏆🏁 #OnThisDay in 1993, Ayrton Senna won the #AusGP at Adelaide Street Circuit in his final race for McLaren.

Read the fascinating tale behind his last Grand Prix victory 📝➡️ https://t.co/RCN3lOOVGE

[Eliud Kipchoge - EGH🇰🇪 @EliudKipchoge]

HISTORY!

[Rory Shaw @roryshaw43]

A marathon..... under 2 hours. Incredible. Absolutely astonished. #Eliud159

[Formula 1 @F1]

😴😒😎🥳🤣

Let @LandoNorris take you through the race week...

#JapaneseGP 🇯🇵 #F1

[Rory Shaw @roryshaw43]

Dang, Uncle Iroh spitting wisdom: "Is it your destiny? or a destiny someone else chose for you?" #AvatarTheLastAirbender

[Rory Shaw @roryshaw43]

@McLarenF1 @LandoNorris @KymIllman That umbrellas is so sweet! Where can I get a McLaren Umbrella??

[Rory Shaw @roryshaw43]

Hot Fudge Sundaes are SEVERELY underrated. Don't @ me