rosa the samosa🌹

The Office: Season 5, Ep. 26, 0:15

[໊ @ilswyth]

is it my incredible female intuition or is it paranoia from all of the trauma

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇦🇹 @BurkeSzn_]

...wish your girlfriend was hot like me

[L @tieneasma]

los treinta años son una locura tenés canas y acné al mismo tiempo

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

i actually love being the eldest sibling #dictator

[🇺🇸 @1JALEELHASSAN]

ngl i hate being honked at fr ill get out n strangle u

[ravn @mfnravn]

half princess half big dawg

[JP 💋 @_JanaeParris]

I’m addicted to rewatching my comfort shows over & over 😭🙃

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

I’ve been losing friends and finding peace

[rosa the samosa🌹 @rosadasamosa]

! #MyTwitterAnniversary fuck me I feel old as shit

[Sarah @sarahmaloneyxx]

the retirement age needs to be lowered to 25 cuz i’ve had enough

[rrebel.flower ☥ @rrebelflower]

I just feel like I need a whole new wardrobe because my old clothes not matching with this new version of me.

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

the feminine urge to buy random shit and call it self care

[Say It Valencia @SayItValencia]

Increasingly detaching from needing to be understood. If it happens, great. If it doesn’t happen, great. I understand me, I trust me and at one point, that has to be enough.

[solé @layxsnv]

ngl the age i'm turning this year sound serious & i don't like it 😭

[mk. @kalakirwan]

HMRC

[mars🔌 @officialmarsp]

my gift to everyone this year is that i haven’t killed myself yet, y’all get one more year with me

[nay🎀. @fineassnayyyy]

When I’m irritated please just leave me alone😂 I be about to go crazy

[𝓲𝓽𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵 💅🏼 @missvirgoatt]

I just feel like with a pink iPad I’ll be more organized and get more done