Pru🍉

She/Her || 22

[Pru🍉 @rosagehtpark]

pls don’t be a flop😮‍💨💓

[riley ♡ @rileyapparently]

men be like aw my life is getting hard lemme get rid of the girl who loves me unconditionally

[celo🍸ཐི♡ཋྀ @0piumkz]

in germany we have a word for when you sweat so much that your ass crack is wet and it’s called 'arschwasser'. literally means ass water. it’s the best word ever and we all use it every time it’s hot outside

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“i asked chatgpt….” i asked the spider on my ceiling & he said you’re a fucking idiot

[angie @sweetangelette]

undiagnosing myself. there is nothing wrong with me i am #normal

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

7 things i’d like to experience atleast once:

a surprise birthday party
"it's you, it's always been you." drunk confession
running into someones arms
01:48 of champagne coast
being in someones wallet
kiss in the rain

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Israel now occupies more of Lebanon than Russia occupies of Ukraine.

But of course that's a 'good' invasion.

So there is silence.

[aleX @ALEXAGY0]

smoking a joint before eating is what I call meal prep

[in charge of the girls @AmeriKraut]

"imagine if a white person did..."
and it'll be something done every single day between 1619 and 2026.

[Marinade 🚬 @chillimarinade]

Die sagt sowas und kommt dann heim um fett Migrapussy zu munchen. Crazy.

[Quadinho @Quadinho1]

Ich finde es einigermaßen Wahnsinn, dass wir einfach so hinnehmen dass Merz sich da ganz bequem neben nen Kinderficker setzt und darüber redet andere Leute Tod zu bomben. Aber was weiß ich schon.

[Mr. Obiri @okokotako]

Sorry for texting back instantly. my phone is in my hand, I’m mature and I like you.

[jude @wishfu1l]

“first world war kinda nervous” jessica nothing is gonna happen to you and your family meanwhile the middle east will suffer all the consequences as it always does so please shut the fuck up with yalls insensitive lame jokes

[Little Edie’s Headscarf @lordandtyler2]

Just saw a Grindr profile go from “3 here” to “2 here” omg angel down :/

[$𝔞𝔪 @2xsam_]

Don’t smoke around little kids.

[rageful @ragehrt]

marijuana is the lube i use to slide through life

[cornbread Bitch @wobblymami]

Real freaks don’t care about morning breath

[MANIC 😕 @YaYaMANIC]

That “FAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH” adlib is the funniest thing on the internet rn