Ryan Meade

Husband of beautiful wife, father of three great kids, and happy employee in corporate America.

[Ryan Meade @roscoemeade]

Asked a Rival Dad if he wanted my help cutting the boards for the new porch he’s building so the cuts will be straight. Figured you’ve probably done that before @simoncholland

[Cory James Meade @coryjamesmeade]

Hey @JOHNNYSWIM. That set last night was way too short. When are y’all coming back to Charlotte?

[Ryan Meade @roscoemeade]

Also, @chippergaines I’m praying that those Waco healing waters would come back alive through y’all’s hospitality.

[Ryan Meade @roscoemeade]

@chippergaines just finished Capital Gaines this weekend. Thanks for writing it and for being a champion for people to follow their dreams. I needed that!

[Ryan Meade @roscoemeade]

@meade_mary said today 'If you die before me, Lord help the kids."

[Ryan Meade @roscoemeade]

'Eat the red pill about yourself' @ByronWicker @riverlifenc

[Ryan Meade @roscoemeade]

@charleswwallace looks awesome

[Ryan Meade @roscoemeade]

Why is a burger and a shower the answer to all of life's problems?

[Ryan Meade @roscoemeade]

@OJMeade: "Dad, are there Christian music Grammys?" Me: "Yeah." Oli: "@andysquyres should get one."

[Ryan Meade @roscoemeade]

@joyfcollins me too

[Jacob Early @jacobearly]

When your wife says "sit down, I need to talk to you." Start apologizing right away and tell her you booked a hotel in Charleston.

[Aaron Early @aaronearly]

Proud of my little sis @HannahEarly10! Beat the record for 3 pointers @DavidsonWildcat college (@stephencurry30 has the record for the mens)

[Mary Meade @meade_mary]

My 9yo saw a sign that said 'Good Luck @Panthers'. She replied, we don't need luck, we've got @CameronNewton #KeepPounding #raiseemright

[Ryan Meade @roscoemeade]

@jacobearly @andysquyres hilarious!

[Ryan Meade @roscoemeade]

Sorry to all my friends that share the same first name as my wife. I've removed you from my contacts to avoid potentially awkward texts.

[Ryan Meade @roscoemeade]

Studies show my quality of life would increase if school and work started after noon on Mondays and ended at noon on Fridays.

[Frank Schwab @YahooSchwab]

For some reason I don't think we're gonna hear any more about Carolina's soft schedule.

[Ryan Meade @roscoemeade]

@michaelafulton and "I'm thirsty"

[Ryan Meade @roscoemeade]

I wonder if parents made up the term 'growing pains'. "I'm sorry your legs hurt, it's probably just growing pains. Now go to bed".