You mean the Chaos Emeralds?

Hi my name is Chris
He/him, ne/nem 🍰

[You mean the Chaos Emeralds? @rose1ia]

@party_animals For the internal metrics I want it to be known that it was this tweet that convinced me to not play this game any longer. I'll also be telling all of my friends and will find alternative party games from companies that support ACTUAL artists to recommend as a replacement

[You mean the Chaos Emeralds? @rose1ia]

LOL the guy who told me, "I don't believe in gay marriage. But that's because I don't agree with any marriage because love isn't real" is engaged and getting married soon...lot changes in a decade huh 👀

[You mean the Chaos Emeralds? @rose1ia]

Oops upset about a boy time to pull out the trusty ol' "Speak For Yourself" Imogen Heap on repeat. Imogen Heap save me again again again

[You mean the Chaos Emeralds? @rose1ia]

@fsjalredux My first was Path of Radiance so anytime anyone bullied any character I ran and cried to Titania and she devastated armies for me 😂

I still have to play Sacred Stones and an excited to discover Eirika's vibe

[You mean the Chaos Emeralds? @rose1ia]

Dad in movie: Did all the boys make fun of you? I heard you crying in your room a lot as a kid

Gay Moriarty: Yeah but why didn't you ever come in my room and ask what was making me cry

Me: Can it just be easier. I-I thought this was a simple romance movie but--

[You mean the Chaos Emeralds? @rose1ia]

Me: Tryna watch a movie where two men maybe make out and like each other

Movie: What if you went back in time 30 years and found your dead parents and had to come out to them and they asked if you'd die of HIV and be lonely

Me: :[

[You mean the Chaos Emeralds? @rose1ia]

Me: Tryna watch a movie where two men maybe make out and like each other

Movie: What if you went back in time 30 years and found your dead parents and had to come out to them and they asked if you'd die of HIV and be lonely

Me: :[

[You mean the Chaos Emeralds? @rose1ia]

Love that Snapchat gets minimized that it keeps whatever was visible at the time. My own personalized Kubrick stare jumpscare

[You mean the Chaos Emeralds? @rose1ia]

"Ohhhh right, they killed the first guy first"

- Stupidest fucking sentence I've ever said upon rewatching a show

[You mean the Chaos Emeralds? @rose1ia]

My damn right Raycon didn't register it was in its charging pod last night so it's about to die a couple hours into my shift

Universe really said "Happy Valentine's Day! Even your Raycons are single 💔" lmfao

[You mean the Chaos Emeralds? @rose1ia]

I need to find more love for the outside this year because every guy on Tinder has "love hiking!" in their bio. Where are all the guys who like sitting down in air conditioning 😭

[Kayci #freepalestine @kaycigrmpy]

His last tweet.
It's showing to be 100% true since news of Biden pressuring another veto despite the UN making so many concessions

[You mean the Chaos Emeralds? @rose1ia]

Universe be nice to me challenge. Universe give me a break challenge. Universe look the other way and count to 100 so I can go find a hiding spot and maybe curl up and take a nap. challenge

[You mean the Chaos Emeralds? @rose1ia]

Any time I am listening to a Spotify playlist and I think, "holy shit this is going off, who is this again?" And 70% of the time, the answer is just Strawberry Girls again

[- @RoseSchmits]

JK Rowling is a massive transphobe and aligned with fascist politics

[You mean the Chaos Emeralds? @rose1ia]

Not me getting distracted by how adorable my cat was sleeping on the couch and then missing the last step of the stairs, creating the loudest noise one could ask for at 2AM when I hit the floor

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

men who drive stick are kinda gay if u ask me ... why are u grabbing it like that ...

[You mean the Chaos Emeralds? @rose1ia]

"I am a normal human being and you can interact with me in a normal human being way" I say to myself after sending any work email for reassurance that I don't sound like a freak [actively gaslighting myself into believing I didn't go to Jupiter to get more stupider]

[You mean the Chaos Emeralds? @rose1ia]

Coming to terms with the fact that "I Like To Move It" from Madagascar formatively shaped my music taste.

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"It would be helpful if you included your extension so we could contact you directl-"

"Yeah I actually ate my desk phone so if you want to contact me you actually DO need to draw a flawless portrait of Jake Gyllenhaal in a pentagram out of pure chalk so. I hope that helps 💛"

[You mean the Chaos Emeralds? @rose1ia]

Spotify constantly making fun of me by teasing me with a very well selected Trending For You section when I first open it for the day, in which I have exactly 3 clicks to decide what to queue up because it WILL remove the section to advertise nearby AJR concerts before I blink