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bde (big dyke energy) // 24

[rose @rose_aislingn]

do you guys think @ScharfBrosPW has a crush on me or something

[rose @rose_aislingn]

rip liam, you would’ve loved kirkmas

[rose @rose_aislingn]

wdym my brother had only two years without me but now i’m expected to live an entire lifetime without him

[rose @rose_aislingn]

really fucked up that my brother died before this. he would’ve loved all these clips of robots eating shit

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Robot dies mid-run during the ‘Robot Olympics’

[hayley🐞 @coffeeandacheck]

just saw a tiktok of a dude that was like “hey, licensed therapist here. when noah kahan says “the minute that september hits, im going off my medicine” those lyrics are for him, not for you” lmaoooooooo

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

The Lobster gets sad sometimes.

[rose @rose_aislingn]

grief is crazy bc wdym i plucked like 1/4 of my leg, hair by hair

[anj @bxnksii]

with the week i’m having i might aswell look directly at the eclipse

[Kyle @tonyhawkbrosk8]

what the H E double hockey fuck

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

me: i’m sad come cuddle

my cat: no can do homie, busy starin’ at ghosts until it’s time to yell at bugs i can’t reach

[Dominique Jean-Louis @DominiqueJL15]

Learning to sew is a great hobby for people who don’t want to buy their clothes, they want to spend a LOT more money and a LOT of time on a VERY mid garment and feel EXTREMELY incompetent the entire time.

Our mothers and grandmothers were all NASA geniuses, this shit is HARD.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I was born in the Wrong Generation I was meant to be a Lighthouse Keeper. I love Sitting and Looking at the water and Being alone and Losing my Mind. The Mercury Poisoning sounds up my Alley too

[monkey & zoe ❤️ oreo 🌈 @oreoeocat]

How it started vs how it’s going

[monkey & zoe ❤️ oreo 🌈 @oreoeocat]

It’s Monkey and Zoe’s (estimated) birthday, and this little alien hopes this upcoming year will be out of this world!

[rose @rose_aislingn]

i asked my mom (nurse) about this when i was a kid and she called it “hot ear”. took me probably 20 years to realize she was definitely just making shit up

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

sometimes my ear gets super red and hot but i never asked a doctor because i know it’s just Heated Ear Syndrome, a condition i invented the first time my ear got super red and hot

[rose @rose_aislingn]

why did i fully believe this for a second i might be a little too obsessed with the hunger games rn

[Panem Insider @PanemInsider]

🚨 | The Hunger Games saga has officially outsold the Quran, Torah, and Bible!

[maya @mayapo1ogies]

my insatiable craving for bagged caesar salad vs my relentless fear of the Poop Worm