Roseanne Conner (Seasons 1, 2 & 3)

Domestic goddess, dispatcher of life wisdom, wife, mom, homemaker, coupon clipper, laundress, magazine telemarketer, diary writer, still searching for Elvis.

[Roseanne Conner (Seasons 1, 2 & 3) @RoseanneConner_]

I've emerged like Venus from that big ol' seashell. I'm still stuck in 1989!! God... I've missed so much! Looking through my magic crystal ball of the future at the year 2020, it looks so trippy! Well it's my job to spread some sunshine, and dammit... I'm gonna do it! 🌹❤

[Roseanne Conner (Seasons 1, 2 & 3) @RoseanneConner_]

I need eggnog with plenty of Bacardi rum! Watching It's A Wonderful Life....:-P #ChristmasInLanford

[Roseanne Conner (Seasons 1, 2 & 3) @RoseanneConner_]

Trying to sneak gifts into the house with the 3 monsters running all around is more challenging than Dan and I going on a diet! I actually got the wrapping done late last night in the bedroom while the little darlings slumbered. Dan slept like a big ol hog. Merry Christmas all!

[Roseanne Conner (Seasons 1, 2 & 3) @RoseanneConner_]

My last day for this year playing Santa Claus! I'm on my coffee break. I've had kids on my lap since 7 o'clock this morning and 6 hours to go yet! Jackie is walking a fine line. I mean after all, we've been playing the happy Claus couple now since Black Friday here at Rodbells!

[Roseanne Conner (Seasons 1, 2 & 3) @RoseanneConner_]

@lorispall Recalling my last argument with Dan, he commented that all of my taste is in my mouth! :-P

[Roseanne Conner (Seasons 1, 2 & 3) @RoseanneConner_]

My butt is killing me! Playing Santa Claus at the #LanfordMall is not all it's cracked up to be! Some kid peed on my lap!

[Roseanne Conner (Seasons 1, 2 & 3) @RoseanneConner_]

It's time for Mallomars.

[Roseanne Conner (Seasons 1, 2 & 3) @RoseanneConner_]

@lorispall It's sold out! Can you believe it!?

[Roseanne Conner (Seasons 1, 2 & 3) @RoseanneConner_]

Adorable! ❤️

[Roseanne Conner (Seasons 1, 2 & 3) @RoseanneConner_]

@ashark01 You sound like Crystal! ;)

[Roseanne Conner (Seasons 1, 2 & 3) @RoseanneConner_]

I took a nap today while the kids were at school. Had a strange dream about Arthur. He bought me a bran muffin and a cup of coffee.

[Roseanne Conner (Seasons 1, 2 & 3) @RoseanneConner_]

"To whom it concerns." ❤❤ (Roseanne....Season 2....Episode: Brain Dead Poets Society) Year- 1989

[Roseanne Conner (Seasons 1, 2 & 3) @RoseanneConner_]

"I got you babe." ❤❤ (Roseanne....Season 2....Episode : House of Grown-ups) Year-1989

[Roseanne Conner (Seasons 1, 2 & 3) @RoseanneConner_]

(Studies computer training manual for The Tangerine 3.)

[Roseanne Conner (Seasons 1, 2 & 3) @RoseanneConner_]

Night time laundry catch up. Just me and the perfect date....Fab laundry soap.

[Roseanne Conner (Seasons 1, 2 & 3) @RoseanneConner_]

I'm out of Brillo! How am I gonna scrub these damn pots? Hey ....I'll have Darlene lean over the sink and use her moptop! 😆

[Roseanne Conner (Seasons 1, 2 & 3) @RoseanneConner_]

Good evening....this is Roseanne from the #MagazineDiscountHouse and because you're a preferred customer...we can offer your choice of 3 magazines that are reduced far below news stand prices.....

[Roseanne Conner (Seasons 1, 2 & 3) @RoseanneConner_]

God ......December is going by so fast. I can't believe it will be the year 1990 soon. Crazy how time flies!

[Roseanne Conner (Seasons 1, 2 & 3) @RoseanneConner_]

(Inner giggle. Wonder's if there really is a rock group called "Pink Nipple") (Yawns while lowering sheets into the washer.) (Ads #Fab laundry detergent.)

[Roseanne Conner (Seasons 1, 2 & 3) @RoseanneConner_]

@80sbabeeAngel Santa's "#Calgon....take me away!" moment"

[Roseanne Conner (Seasons 1, 2 & 3) @RoseanneConner_]

Playing Santa at #Rodbells is sure hard on the feet. And to think....I'm sitting most of the time!