carly 🌻

cat mom // dumb bitch // 22 // pisces // ACAB;DEFUND THE POLICE

[carly 🌻 @rosebones420]

@ArdalanKian @HeKidOnMyCudi Exactly, maybe even a 12 if the lore is good

[Joshua Scott Edwards ☀️ @JoshSEdwards]

🎉🎊🥳 Happy Launch Day! My debut fantasy novel, AN OCEAN OF OTHERS is out today, and to celebrate I'm giving away 5 signed copies along with some swag.

Follow me and retweet (or QT) this post to enter! Winners will be randomly selected on Saturday, September 24.

Good luck!

[bailey 𐐪𐑂 @fallingonvinyl]

i’m an olivia wilde hater in an “i love florence pugh” kinda way, not an “i love harry styles” way

[𖤐 нσяηу нσяяσя 𖤐 @horrorlogy]

red color in horror movie posters

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Everything in this image that doesn't have spikes coming off of it is a galaxy.

Every. Single. Dot.

[𝐀𝐝𝐢𝐞 🐆 @summerfiles]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is go on a bookstore date with you and buy for you the books you wanna have

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Salmon is so fuckin good. I understand why bears just grab them mfs right out the water

[… @lurkmenistan69]

social media: look! everyone is in italy and is happier than you :) maybe you should kill yourself

[The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan]

This is your regular reminder that religion has no place in politics.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

heyyyy sorry i couldn’t make it last night. my socks got bunched up weird.

[Crazy Frog Out of Context @CrazyFrogInfo]

Crazy Frog has died.

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I just learned that if a hermit crab finds a new shell that is too big it will wait for other hermit crabs who need new shells to gather and then they will organize themselves by size and trade shells and I am pissed that the crabs have a better housing market than we do

[Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy]

“I got some offensive jokes, I hope will smith isn’t here” - every stand up comic at every comedy club for the rest of our lives probably

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

sometimes i forget that not everyone went to a public high school where the fistfights started at 7:25am EST

[Nick Hutchins @nicholasrhutch]

I will pay up to $1 million in Kohl’s Cash for a leaked recording of the audio from the stage management team’s walkie-talkies