✨not✨julia gulia

I make sarcastic comments. I do it well.

[✨not✨julia gulia @rosebudstar]

@ebonielon Yes. It’s a gamble everytime.

[✨not✨julia gulia @rosebudstar]

@ebonielon Cozy mysteries are always wild.

[✨not✨julia gulia @rosebudstar]

One song lyric has always haunted me
“ I’ll treat you like milk, I’ll do nothing but spoil you”. Like that’s not how you treat milk. That’s the complete opposite of how you should treat milk.

[✨not✨julia gulia @rosebudstar]

100% not the asshole.

[Am I the Asshole? @AITA_online]

AITA for teaching my (20M) niece (4F) to say "el chupacabra"when her mom (32F) says "you know what really gets my goat?". https://t.co/kMHbK7fuy9

[✨not✨julia gulia @rosebudstar]

@ebonielon I can 100% tell you, you do not want a pet bird.

[✨not✨julia gulia @rosebudstar]

You know what I love at jobs. Everyone : notate so we know what’s going on and don’t have to ask you
Me: notates situation
Someone: can you tell me what happened here.
Me at them:

[✨not✨julia gulia @rosebudstar]

@JasonStiff Dinner of champions!

[✨not✨julia gulia @rosebudstar]

I cannot tell the difference between satire and real life anymore. I need to know id it’s real or not!!!!

[Cult of Personality @19Phranchize]

I KNOW SHE FUCKIN LYIN https://t.co/VeeaOXDvdM

[✨not✨julia gulia @rosebudstar]

Not me reading at first this thinking it was about my city because we have a rainbow road. 😂😂

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I hear you. I'm listening.

[✨not✨julia gulia @rosebudstar]

Happy Balloon Fiesta everyone!

[✨not✨julia gulia @rosebudstar]

Double points if you have one from a prisoner ✌🏽

[Hernán García @Hernan308]

Happy Hispanic heritage month

[✨not✨julia gulia @rosebudstar]

I know the social media call centers are dying right now and probably have a don’t respond message in their system. Please be nice to the reps. They don’t make policy and most aren’t employees of AT&T directly. They get paid pennies for the abuse people want to heap on them.

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

FACTS

1. @ATT donated 300K to the sponsors of Texas' abortion ban

2. @ATT refuses to comment on the ban or its donations

3. @ATT is running ads on Twitter casting itself as a champion of women

4. @edgillespie, who runs legislative strategy @ATT, wants to ban abortion

[✨not✨julia gulia @rosebudstar]

Got me crying in the club. As a parent whose baby was obsessed and I mean her 2nd birthday party was a blues clues theme, this made me cry. I grew up with blues clues too.

[Nick Jr. @nickjr]

So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25

[✨not✨julia gulia @rosebudstar]

My kid’s school doesn’t accept at home tests if it’s to be used for returning to school ✌🏽✌🏽

[Timothy Snyder @TimothyDSnyder]

1/7. Nearly two years in, nearly 700,000 dead, and no free at-home covid tests?

[✨not✨julia gulia @rosebudstar]

Omg if y’all don’t stop

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

photos from twilight and shrek that radiate the same energy: a thread

[✨not✨julia gulia @rosebudstar]

I would sue that “friend” for medical bills.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Just got a message from my boss about something I very CLEARLY put in an email and I replied on my Apple Watch but then said aloud “did you not fuckin read?” And it SENT THAT TOO

[✨not✨julia gulia @rosebudstar]

Logically I understand why people who makes tutorials on YouTube speak slowly, but I listen fast. And it’s excruciating when I watch on my TV because I cannot adjust the speed 😫

[✨not✨julia gulia @rosebudstar]

Ummmm no. And if you wait 5 min you’re gonna be looking at an empty bread basket.

[reese @sIicksista]

had this argument in a gc but i wanna know the truth. isn’t it very tacky for somebody to eat the free bread as soon as you get it?

[✨not✨julia gulia @rosebudstar]

Not only did @McDonalds NOT give me a Luca toy. My Starwars toy is broken. Rude