🥈$turdy

My life a poem

[nia simone @niasimonexo]

i’m not even entering a relationship without f*cking, tbh

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

I know some hoes that’ll pull up to give me some pussy before they come give me a hug

[🥈$turdy @rosecransboy]

@Mzthangggg Drake don’t listen to too short or Mozzy

[Old Media @oldmedia]

Are you this old?

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

after all them years of calling dude sleepy joe is CRAZY

[jason🩰 @jasonwearsjeans]

niggas dating girls that don’t suck dick
crazy world

[Chadson @Chadson]

I really don’t think I should have to talk to HR about saying “the gun jammed” when asked why I got to work at 11 today.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

realizing there are kids using my birth year to lie about their age

[.victor @poppcrow]

Every quote on this makes me emotional we will never have a show like this again

[party mom @fifimcfae]

hunter biden, you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch too bad. they'll kill you.

[🥈$turdy @rosecransboy]

#needthat

[princess @princessivri]

good boy nut for mommy

[♰ @bigg_naeto]

Can you use “sick days” for being sick of your coworkers?

[weedy gonzales @WESTSIDEJC_]

To Go from God of War to daredevil back to God of War is an insane run

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

i like to fuck first night cause i’d hate to fall in love and you not a freak

[‎. @haitianglock]

That side nigga shit is funny until you meet dude and see how happy he is to be with her

[tay @luvvnothottiez]

all roads lead back to the dumbass shit i did when i was 19

[🥈$turdy @rosecransboy]

@NexusPointNews Sandman was a punk. Why does the girl you’re in love with have to ask you to kill the mob boss who’s controlling her and holding her hostage. Only thing I didn’t like about his character

[🥈$turdy @rosecransboy]

@XavierGrier @0ba0sama Felt that shit in his soul 😭