i’ve been telling my doctor that i think i have hyperthyroidism (WHICH RUNS IN MY FAMILY) and he kept brushing it off and i finally got a blood test and i just got the results back..
the normal range for thyroid antibodies is below 5.6
mine is…….. 550.4
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
cant believe my girlfriend caught an invite to david dobriks birthday party and we just didn’t even try to go and now i’m seeing all the videos from it like ok not sure what we were thinking but check back next year besties we’re 🤏🏻 this close to making it 😂
my cat has decided that he only eats one type of wet food even if we get the same brand but the consistency is slightly different he will go on a hunger strike so that’s fun
Folks are DROWNING in life and y'all are mad over not getting a text back. One thing I'II never do is put my friends in a position to feel like my access has regulations. I don’t care if you take three weeks to text me back... I'm glad you finally did. (1/2)
we got colson a lion cut for the summer bc he’s been acting so lazy and it’s hardly even hot yet and he looks atrocious but he’s so happy i swear he hasn’t slept in 24 hours just zoomies
my grandma finally told me my real birth time because my dad always said “noon ish” and somehow my rising and moon signs are still the same i almost had an identity crisis
brooo cop on a motorcycle pulled up next to me at a RED LIGHT and watched me change my song so he pulled me over and said “technically your vehicle was stopped so i don’t need to give you a ticket but i’m gonna” and i called him a dick which didn’t help my situation but felt good
i just fell for a fucking phone call scam like a fucking dumbass but good news is i LITERALLY only have $5 to my name right now so sucks for those fuckers
when your gf has been sick for months (years actually but especially bad the last few months) and doctors aren’t taking it seriously even tho she can’t keep any food down at all ❤️
i forgot it was a holiday and went to my parents for my lunch break to my dad causally chugging liquor with his friends while i still have five hours of work left… rude
i’m not one to complain because working in food service sucks dick but the fact that panera just said “we’re too busy for that” when i asked them to please not put bacon on my sandwich since i’ve been a vegetarian for the better part of 20 years almost made me punch a bitch
i actively have covid and i’m still getting shit from coworkers for not coming to work like do we not remember the last three years orrrr also i literally don’t feel good??? idk who you think i am but i’m definitely not the person to care about work over my well-being ❤️❤️