Rose Hoare

Please laugh so they think I'm not dying inside but have so much style I just said something funny.

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

It turns out the biggest set of testicles in DC is on the 74 year old math geek.

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

this how the gangster cats from tom & jerry looked like.

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Secretary of War said they're not going to tie their hands with rules of engagement and are going to be vicious killers, and the president said they're going to fight a war from within and practice on American cities. Pretty cut and dry stuff.

[Claude Taylor @TrueFactsStated]

This is still the best reading of all this I’ve seen. I have no idea who this is-but (I think) he’s got it.

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

It’s incredible how many of our global issues have been caused by three white men in their 70s clinging to power to avoid prison.

[#WOMENSART @womensart1]

"Pink Moon Over Water". Georgia O'Keeffe. 1923 #WomensArt #fullmoon

[dr. z, esq. @zeynepmyenisey]

my brother just sprinted into my room yelling OPEN GOOGLE TRANSLATE and typed this in and i just cant believe it's real

[Atul Gawande @Atul_Gawande]

Yesterday, Rubio terminated 5800 USAID contracts – more than 90% of its foreign aid programs – in defiance of the courts.

Here’s a list of just some of the lifesaving awards that were terminated. Nearly all were Congressional mandated. They've saved millions of lives. 🧵

[Barflugnarven🇻🇦 @barflugnarven]

You have to say pwease and tank you, Mistow Zensky

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.

I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

guess he was just biden his time

[Rose Hoare @rosehoare]

Sometimes I feel like a serial killer because I just look at my son impatiently waiting for him to be unconscious so I can relax and enjoy myself.

[Min Jin Lee @minjinlee11]

Here to report a theft. I spent three decades of my life to write my books. The Al large language models did not "ingest" or "scrape"
"data." Al companies stole my work, time, and creativity. They stole my stories. They stole a part of me.

[Rose Hoare @rosehoare]

I’m 45 today. I have some sort of carpal tunnel thumb problem that I’m pretty sure comes from falling asleep while holding a book. I love being middle aged.

[Rose Hoare @rosehoare]

Good reminder about “innocent until proven guilty”.

[Philosophy Lines @PhilosophyLines]

@ohmygauche_ @AmusingName0 @TheSonney @RosamundUrwin It means they are not found legally guilty and put in prison. thinking someone is guilty is not a breach of their human rights.

[Rose Hoare @rosehoare]

Did you guys realise the rugby World Cup goes for like another 54 days or something?

[Rose Hoare @rosehoare]

Total mic drop moment in this case:

McRae: “The concept of an angry mother just killing her children is not an easy one to get your head around, is it?”

https://t.co/mJiYLNwe6b via @tickaroo

[Rose Hoare @rosehoare]

@PressNewsroom you’re publishing details the @NZStuff live blog has deemed too graphic to be published, but on the same site