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desperate measures call for desperate times

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People say "Go big or go home" like going home is a bad thing. Hell yeah, I want to go home. I'm going to have a nap when I get there.

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Just got a new fitbit style device. Apparently my resting heart rate is 121 bpm... Hmmm...

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One of the major problems with working at home? The vending machine here sucks.

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'Tis the Season...

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Why is it that the very same people who refuse to talk about their own lives always demand the in depth access to the details of mine?

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The grocery store ripped me off TWICE! They charged me for turnip instead of rutabaga (at almost double the price) and then gave me a two pence coin instead of a loonie in my change!!

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Finally got the Revenue Canada scam call today. Thank goodness, I was really starting to feel left out.

Totally blocking the number.

But still, thanks for the shout out.

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Must be time to color my hair... I just got the seniors discount at Liquor Depot. Is there such a thing as old lady liquor?

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No movie night tonight because I had to go swimming. Looks like I need to re-examine my priorities...

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In other news, I think I finally found a recipe I can use for all my too-pretty-for-socks sock yarn... enter...
The Slouch Hat

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Thursday's exercise of almost-drowning-in-the-pool has been completed. Must be time for popcorn.

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In other news, born yesterday... the Iron Maiden.
No really, that's what it's called.

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The only survivor of the great UFO purge of 2017... waffles, anyone?

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Goodbye adult clothes! See you again on Monday*

*unless I win the lottery tonight. If that comes home to momma, all bets are off.

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Only in Canada can the temp hit -15 and have people talking about how beautifully it's warmed up.

It is kinda nice, actually.

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Wow. You log off twitter for a few months and all of a sudden you're living in Lethbridge.

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Kudos to the city for jackhammering my sidewalk today. I was wondering how I was going to stay awake for my transition from nights to days.

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Less than two weeks to the last exam. Soon, I will be a Payroll something something (in waiting).

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After extensive personal research, I am finally able to confirm that almost everything tastes better than thin feels.

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@affabletoaster Happy Birthday??