John Roselada

Twitter is the past.

[John Roselada @roselada]

(cont.) Follow me on Threads (roselada), all positivity from me. It’s growing fast. And even though a lot of X assholes are jumping on now, blocking actually works there.

[John Roselada @roselada]

I’m gonna leave my account up as an archive to my Twitter past, which I really loved. But I’m pretty much done with posting on X. This place is shit. lol #MyLastHashtag

[John Roselada @roselada]

Yawn.

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

Republicans held their first impeachment hearing of President Biden 7 days ago. Since then, we've learned:

• Trump Org is the Enron of real estate

• Trump disseminated nuclear secrets to a guy who built an empire out of cardboard boxes

• Rudy Giuliani owes 5x more to the IRS than Hunter Biden did and Hunter paid his off

• Bernie Kerik wants immunity to testify against Trump and Giuliani in Georgia

• John Kelly confirmed Trump hates our military

• George Santos's campaign treasurer pleaded guilty and is cooperating with the feds

• Matt Gaetz snorts viagra and chases it with red bull while House Ethics is trying to having him expelled

• The leading candidates for replacing Kevin McCarthy are David Duke without the baggage and a guy who covered up child sex trafficking.

The media: Here's how Biden's amazing job numbers and great economy are bad for you...

[Union Proud Warrior @UnionProudUS]

A sitting President is joining the UAW picket line and speaking to its members.

This is an historic first.

[John Roselada @roselada]

I’m hardly on here now, if I have to pay to be on here, I’m outta here for sure. Fuck this shitshow. lol

[John Roselada @roselada]

Love it.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The new Monday Night Football anthem that will debut tonight:

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

Elon Musk secretly ordered SpaceX engineers to switch off the Starlink satellite communications network near the coast of occupied Crimea in order to thwart a Ukrainian surprise attack on Russia’s naval fleet, according to a report.

https://t.co/N16e7dIbH7

[John Roselada @roselada]

Everybody still refers to these posts as tweets. This is so stupid.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Jokić with the highest rating in NBA 2K24 👀

(via @NBA2K)

[John Roselada @roselada]

https://t.co/8hEUq5Yi5d

[John Roselada @roselada]

You know, you can download your “Twitter” archive in settings. In case Elon deletes your account for inactivity or some other bullshit. I got a lot of memories on Twitter. lol

[John Roselada @roselada]

The @SUBWAY by my home doesn’t offer cups for water anymore apparently (I bought food and was planning to dine in). Either that or she was being lazy and didn’t wanna clean my table or something, oh well. lol

[John Roselada @roselada]

X-Twitter person.

[John Roselada @roselada]

Whatever.

[John Roselada @roselada]

Yawn.

[John Roselada @roselada]

Blah blah blah.

[John Roselada @roselada]

My reaction to ‘Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One’… https://t.co/E2C22BD8BM

[John Roselada @roselada]

No white rice, no fatty meats, no fried anything, no soda – it’s probably saving my life, but it’s killing my soul. But I digress. 😁 https://t.co/mEvvkmG0ff