Rose Lambert

Let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure.

[Jolyon Rubinstein @JolyonRubs]

Last Saturday:
“Social distancing” blah blah.
“Protect our police.” Blah blah.
“Think of the police horses.” Blah
“Protecting Churchill” blah
“Police are key workers” blah
This Saturday:
“Nazi salutes” 🤔
“Fighting police”🤫
“All lives matter.”🧐
Hmmm

[amir…… @norioIogy]

what if we replaced all statues of racists with moomin :)

[Coldest Winter Soldier Ever @TatianaKing]

ARREST THE COPS THAT MURDERED BREONNA TAYLOR.

KEEP BEING LOUD ABOUT THIS.

JUSTICE IS REQUIRED.

[Charles @charlesfare]

Get in loser, I'm going blind

[Andrea Catherwood @acatherwoodnews]

29,427 people have died in the U.K. Second highest death toll in the world, we’re an island nation who had warning of the pandemic, what a tragedy.

[glamorous reptile @glamoureptile]

manic pixie dream girl implies the existence of depressive gargoyle nightmare girl

[Rose Lambert @roselamby]

Okay who is buying all the flour? I survived the toilet roll shortage, I survived the pasta shortage, I’ll survive this too but I’d rather get through it with a sodding cake to cheer me up.

[Lucy Watson @imLucyWatson]

If you are shocked at China for eating bats... dogs... cats.. how is it any different to you eating a pig or a cow? They’re all animals at the end of the day and none of them deserve this.

[A happier day @AHappierDay]

Quarantine, day 14. Me and my boyfriend spent the whole day setting up an art gallery for our gerbil.

[Libby @libbydtz]

I have another game that’s a bit like clap for the NHS but it’s called don’t vote Tory

[Nikkipedia ⚥ @Hughes87n]

When you work from home and your manager wants a word with you

[Rose Lambert @roselamby]

Started packing the house up, husband is using up all his frozen food, we’re due to complete on the house any day now. The countdown to this BoJo speech is making me very nervous!

[Rose Lambert @roselamby]

@leanne_manch Got most of it back, set to lose about £400 - £500 total 💸 sigh!

[Rose Lambert @roselamby]

Nothing like waking up in dreary rainy Manchester when you’re supposed to be halfway to New Zealand on your honeymoon. Thanks #coronavirus - staycation it is!

[Penguin Books UK @PenguinUKBooks]

A quick guide to making it through #StormCiara

• Shut the windows
• Get a blanket
• Open a book 📚

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Hey @BorisJohnson and @Nigel_Farage, we just made Big Ben bong for you😉. Sound on.