Roselie

actor & friend to all dogs

[eo @eeeeow]

This video has everything! A cat AND an Italian woman screaming!

[Henry Sotheran Ltd @Sotherans]

the disturbing lack of time travellers arriving to stop 2020 happening suggests we never actually invent it

[COLiN BURGESS @Colinoscopy]

1 minute before the museum closes

[siân (only here for the zipline) @sharnacious]

I don't know who needs to hear this but no one has this range

[JustMe @jsavite]

So my friend’s vet has a comfort-dog assistant that helps sick patients know that everything will be alright and this is really all you need to see today ❤️🐾

[Dog Solution @DogSolutions]

evernything ca nbe pillow if you try

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

Q: What kind of dinosaur loves sleep?

A: All of them! They will never wake up now.

[dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch]

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early

astronaut: moon's haunted

nasa employee: what?

astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted

[Roselie @RoselieW]

“He could have stopped the fight. He could have saved his best friend’s life. But now, the only thing he can’t do is walk away...” #RockyIV

[The Dad @thedad]

Forget astrology. The tagline of the #1 movie at the box office the day you were born, that determines your fate from now on

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

If you're having a bad day, watch this

[Dog Solution @DogSolutions]

Sometime, Thrust into Situation where Do not Belong
What can you do, lost?
Only do what you can: Your best.

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

panic! at the every where

[SaltyMouse @MouseSalty]

me: I wish for infinite wishes!

genie: ok

me: wait are you serious

genie: [exhaling cigarette] yeah I don’t give a shit

[Roselie @RoselieW]

@presgang Yes please pretty please 🥨

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i found. the perfect spot in the yard. where the sun shines through the trees. and toasts me like a marshmallow

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. the human made waffles. and i got to taste one. what i’m trying to say. is never give up on your dreams