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professional hater

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

Hey man come through to the food truck festival. You can pay $28 for a room temperature lobster roll and you have to eat it standing while hovering over a napkin because there's nowhere to sit

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

I keep seeing ragebait posts about people on food stamps bro every missile in the iron dome costs 200 grand and we pay for them all I don't care if some chick with 6 kids bought name brand cheerios

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

this is a capitalist lie. please settle down when you feel like your itches have been scratched. greediness will leave you with nothing of worth at the end of your life

[Gooseman🇵🇸 @goosemann11]

people morph into 18th century style colonials when you tell them their beloved hawaiian vacations are displacing locals and destroying the ecosystem

[Chai Dingari @chaidingari]

it only took 294 days to get from "immigrants are eating animals" to "we will feed immigrants to animals"

[kemi @kemimarie]

the worst part is the self proclaimed christians coming forward during this time. defending an abuser, using God to defend an abuser, acting all types of unholy in the name of God. like how are you not embarrassed

[Wilma M. Holla ✨ ♒️ @LetAnthonyRock]

this also lets you know how quick they could provide housing for the homeless if they wanted to.

[madison @madison_tayt]

this is how i feel whenever i start talking about how everyone would be happier if they just stretched more

[tippity @tippity]

dudes who make $32k a year reading this:

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

if this is your reading of Parasite then i think you eat lead paint chips for breakfast

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

Apparently Iran cannot be trusted with powerful weapons. Which totally makes sense since they haven't attacked a single country in 300 years and Israel has attacked five in one year

[robert @rfhirschfeld]

“How much space do wild things need” is one of the saddest, most impoverished understandings of life, common to many now.

[Alex Vacca @itsalexvacca]

BREAKING: MIT just completed the first brain scan study of ChatGPT users & the results are terrifying.

Turns out, AI isn't making us more productive. It's making us cognitively bankrupt.

Here's what 4 months of data revealed:

(hint: we've been measuring productivity all wrong)

[akil & saltfish @yungdessalines]

my sister found out that C# notes vibrate on the same frequency that bumblebees use to pollinate certain flowers so she in the garden playin violin for the tomatoes

[cas says free palestine @CrappyFumes]

Borders aren’t real, people are, hope this helps.

[lex @lexlisbon]

it sucks that no one enjoys board games these days. no one wants to play 3 hours of monopoly anymore