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[rose james @Rosemejames]

@AudiUKCare so we went to buy a spyder and matching sq7 and were told we cant test drive?? Unless we buy first?!! Serious joke audi!

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Alexithymia is a condition that prevents the sufferer from feeling emotions.

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Macrophilia is a phenomenon in which individuals are sexually aroused by giants—unrealistically tall people.

[Aaron Thompson @Zaephyn]

So...Watching "This is The End" and I just realised @Sethrogen 's left sideburn is shaped like a pair of balls.

[rose james @Rosemejames]

@xceptone I miss my fizzle xx

[rose james @Rosemejames]

Wen I see certain ppl I realise that it wont be a challenge to raise my daughter to b better than most ppl. Well done ashford #parenting

[rose james @Rosemejames]

Grandad teaching me candy crush http://t.co/va9GTnhEsl

[rose james @Rosemejames]

Think iv failed my maestro again! Oh well good day in london wiv sophie :) #LongAssJourney

[rose james @Rosemejames]

Evry1 says wen shit happens u gotta deal wiv it! We need to start preparing for wen miracles happen too #IMGONNABEANAUNTY #PregnancyProblems

[rose james @Rosemejames]

Been told to make this for the 7s? 3mins flat #glitterfrenzy #topleasetheboss http://t.co/BMg3XCGmAG

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There are enough preservatives in a bag of Doritos to mummify a small dog.

[rose james @Rosemejames]

@Charlottegshore boil an onion abd drink the water #sorted #gypsyremedy

[rose james @Rosemejames]

@lemontwittor boil an onion & drink the water! #sorted #gypsyremedy

[rose james @Rosemejames]

After a year iv finally got a pic of them together http://t.co/FLKF2L0M3E

[rose james @Rosemejames]

Gotta wear a onesie for work saturday . Can only find a one direction one #OneDirection #loveit

[rose james @Rosemejames]

So was planking earlier and iv hurt sumthing? Near my kidney but under my ribs close to my spine?

[rose james @Rosemejames]

Horse goin wrong way around roundabout #gypsiesonbenefitsandproud