fantastic plastic rose

[Benjamin Dictor @BenjaminDictor]

You honestly don’t fully appreciate how this is the greatest city in the world.

[horse @horsetwting]

yeah this is Air Horse One

[fantastic plastic rose @rosencrantzer]

@wormymcwormersn You’d hardly need the car after that, you could just levitate home

[Murray Coombe @murraycoombe]

BRÖTHER MAY I HAVE SOME SEED

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[da_fullwallet_alchemist @mandanduno]

It’s crazy that the Timbs were still there yesterday before the game and a second pair was hanging too. My fellow New Yorkers are treating The Knicks Subway entrance like an altar and are making offerings to the basketball gods.

[Meg @heirmeg]

anywhere literally

[enter shakira𓅮 @BARFJAMiN]

firmly believe you should be allowed to do a few victimless crimes a year if they’re funny enough

[𝚃𝙷𝙺 @Thehorrorkid]

First day of pride month has me thinking about Speed Ratliff the cunty boom mic operator on set of SAW (2004)

[audrey hepburn enthusiast @darylandfilms]

jeremy allen white get off that bruce springsteen nonsense and come get your oscar fr this time

[Val @VK_HM]

Well, he has tenure

[fantastic plastic rose @rosencrantzer]

@samhaselby There’s a humus/Hamas joke in there somewhere

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

They said Mamdani is gonna give us Sharia law but turns out it’s just musical chairs in the park

[由仁アリン Arin Yuni @Arin_Yumi]

Fish and Chips, Japan

[Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia]

The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!

[wizard girl @evilwizardbunny]

i own a silicone miffy mold now so all of my meals will be Miffy for the foreseeable future. Eggs.

[gatos fazendo gatices @gatinarios]

isso foi feito há 10 mil anos especialmente pra gatos

[Dotan @PianoAround]

This is why I love NYC! If you stop rushing to get everywhere you will find raw moments like this: a guy in timbs pouring his soul into a Bach cello sonata.

He made the subway sound like a cathedral. Pure joy!