ay its ya boy uh skinny dildo

go pee doofus

[ay its ya boy uh skinny dildo @roseofthedagger]

shit maybe i miss you https://t.co/AOrVVQOmBW

[Louis Tomlinson @Louis_Tomlinson]

@Harry_Styles miss you baby cakes

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

because you're not searching romantic comedies? https://t.co/EAwD3wYfV5

[tom @tom_harlock]

we all been talking shit about robot sophia but she’s probably got wifi in her tits, checking her indirects and writing a kill list so if you reading this honey I love that metal ass please don’t hurt me

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

Knock knock.. Who's there? 'A vevo record' a vevo record who? Only joking. Whoops.

[Ali the ¢abbage @AliMaadelat]

I hated my body & then I discovered this... 28 days later & I couldn't be happier! It can't hurt to try! 🤔🙌🏽The links in my bio!👆🏼😝

[Niall Horan @NiallOfficial]

Don't wana see a single person today , thanks ! really really fun night with everyone but today , don't talk to me

[Laura ◟̽◞̽ @LTBuzzin]

Okay but Louis gave the boys other names except for Harry. He said Neil, Lames, and Harry...like he could've said Henry. He won't mess with his baby. Reminds me of Louis drawing on the boys faces on the poster except for Harry's face.

[Louis Promo Squad 🍋 @LouisPromoSquad]

Just asked a radio to play Miss You and they answered with "we ask you to not add us in this ridicolous circle". Mate, when we talk about Louis, nothing is ridicolous. This radio has been cancelled ✖

[ᴅiᴀɴᴀ ◟̽◞̽ @lwtyleshome]

he finally got it

[Stats Britain @StatsBritain]

After all this time, Larry is still, statistically, real.

[char @hollyjolleychar]

today in class this guy I was sitting next to had a bag of carrots & the entire class he kept throwing them into his backpack. I asked him what he was doing & he was like "oh sorry do u want one? they're for Kent" and then just whips open his backpack to show his chinchilla Kent