Roses and Roasts

Just two gals with high expectations of trash television 🤷🏻‍♀️

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#GoldenBachelor

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Only redeeming scenes of this episode honestly

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@JessePalmerTV is that you??
#TheBachelorette

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I’m sorry WHAT!? JOHN IS GOING HOME??? OVER SEAN????

#thebachelorette #bachelorette

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consider this my John B for bachelor petition

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@JessePalmerTV is that you??
#TheBachelorette

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Did Xavier knit his sweater too?
#TheBachelorette

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Junk food, junk TV
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Spot the difference
#TheBachelorette

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why did the bachelor franchise think it was appropriate to litter the beach that our glorious children walk on with the PUBES of these men 🤮 #TheBachelorette

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The Boy with the Pearl Earring
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Who let Caleb escape from the museum of natural history? #TheBachelorette

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Not Billy Ray Cyrus showing up as a contestant on the bachelorette??? Or is he a caveman that emerged from the melting glaciers? 2/10 #TheBachelorette

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Not Charity befriending the people who ruined our lives with this 9PM slot #TheBachelorette

[Bachelor in Paradise @BachParadise]

Plan your watch parties accordingly! The premieres of #ClaimToFame and #TheBachelorette start tonight at 8/7c on ABC and stream on Hulu! @BacheloretteABC @ClaimToFameABC https://t.co/nQBkBQ6yMe

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Spencer receiving a rose for the safety of everyone in the mansion #TheBachelorette

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Brayden doesn’t have a fully formed frontal cortex. And it shows. #TheBachelorette

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Charity giving Brayden the rose was a vibe killer. I’m disappointed in her judgement. #TheBachelorette

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Don’t you want a man who is quietly confident in himself and his relationship rather than feeling a compulsive need to tell everyone everything? #TheBachelorette

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NOT BRAYDEN GETTING THE FIRST IMPRESSION ROSE #TheBachelorette

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NOT BRAYDEN GETTING THE FIRST IMPRESSION ROSE #TheBachelorette

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Can’t trust a white man with earrings #TheBachelorette

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Not Ted Bundy having a child 👀 #TheBachelorette

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why does Aaron S. look like an inflated Adam Levine #TheBachelorette