Jackson Roses

I am: The man with friends in high places
The single silver star
& Your Mind Games Champion
The Theatrical Jackson Roses!!!

Professional Wrestling Manager.

[Jackson Roses @roses_jackson]

@luchalalechuza @dgbrodie @TripleL_Lucha @ResGal challenge excepted.

[Jackson Roses @roses_jackson]

it has been one whole week.
no video response from Clementine: Magical Girl & Luchador whatsoever.
you people choose your new heroes very, very poorly.

[Jackson Roses @roses_jackson]

I have also decided to perform this monologue shirtless due to the sudden interest of @RedWrestleBear and @luchalalechuza
thank you for inspiring me through constructive criticism gentlemen.

[Jackson Roses @roses_jackson]

many of you have foolishly chosen to side with Clementine: Magical Girl & Luchador
many of you have chosen to joke at my expense.
all of you have no idea what you are doing, or what you are talking about.
but i do. here is some clarification.

[Jackson Roses @roses_jackson]

tag team titles you say?
im sure i can find some like-Minded people within @TripleL_Lucha that i can help win these for.

#londonluchaleague
#brandnewtagteamdivision
#friendsinhighplaces

[Jackson Roses @roses_jackson]

my thoughts on the recent events of @TripleL_Lucha Headlocks & Heartbreaks Money in the 'Teapot/Money-case/Whatever' battle royale
alas, my throat is still bad, of which I blame the unwashed masses, aka LLL fans,

@rebelgrrrlpk and Clementine should heed the warnings herein.

[Jackson Roses @roses_jackson]

@lawhitewrestler i think the only accident here is you thinking i give a single care to your opinion on this matter...

[Jackson Roses @roses_jackson]

im currently suffering from a ghastly head-cold, so there will be no
final verbal promo from moi regarding this sundays Triple L: Headlocks & Heartbreaks event.
the only thing you unwashed masses need to know is, i Will be there on February 10th.
All of the Nightmares will be.

[London Lucha League @TripleL_Lucha]

Want to hear some tea? ☕️ The legendary LLL teapot is back, and will be contested for in a Battle Royale! This Sunday at Headlocks & Heartbreaks, one of the 15 wrestlers involved will leave with a guaranteed title opportunity!

TICKETS ON THE DOOR: £10 ADULTS | KIDS ENTER FREE

[Jackson Roses @roses_jackson]

it has come to my attention that one of my favourite wrestlers ever @itsjerrylynn is now following me.
now while this is completely understandable, he's smart enough to know a good thing when he sees it, one cannot help but feel vindicated that i must be doing something right.

[Jackson Roses @roses_jackson]

@MarcusAntony__ @TripleL_Lucha @ResGal a great crime was committed that day. but justice will come to all in time.

[Jackson Roses @roses_jackson]

if certain people want to start the official Jackson Roses Fan Club, who on earth am I to argue??

[Jackson Roses @roses_jackson]

My thoughts on the number one contender for @MauroWPChaves's #veganweight championship. (and long may he retain it)

but should, by some miracle, he win on Feb 10th, Can master Newman handle the constant pressure of being a new inexperienced champion?

perhaps he needs a Manager.

[Jackson Roses @roses_jackson]

@pennygotch @rebelgrrrlpk ...yes. we could all stare dreamily at a pair of scissors. or perhaps make a call to the right people to take you off to the happy hotel.

OR! @rebelgrrrlpk could stop listening to your daft banter, and focus on @MarcusAntony__ because he IS focused on destroying her. we All are

[Jackson Roses @roses_jackson]

@pennygotch @rebelgrrrlpk @rebelgrrrlpk couldn't do it, what chance in hell do you have??

[Jackson Roses @roses_jackson]

@pennygotch @rebelgrrrlpk @TripleL_Lucha again another dated cartoon reference.
id be more impressed if you played a GIF of you pouring bleach into your own eyes.

(DISCLAIMER: due to my audiences stupidity it is best to say the following: DO NOT POUR BLEACH INTO YOUR EYES.)

[Jackson Roses @roses_jackson]

@pennygotch @rebelgrrrlpk @MarcusAntony__ @TripleL_Lucha simpsons references. how current.

[Jackson Roses @roses_jackson]

@pennygotch @rebelgrrrlpk you saw the show right???

is my acting That incredible!?!

[Jackson Roses @roses_jackson]

@rebelgrrrlpk @MarcusAntony__ @TripleL_Lucha @pennygotch with friends like @pennygotch , who needs enemies???

[Jackson Roses @roses_jackson]

@rebelgrrrlpk @MarcusAntony__ @TripleL_Lucha @pennygotch oh Trust me ive done so much more stranger things than merely stroke a lesbians hair on valentines day...

[Jackson Roses @roses_jackson]

@pennygotch @rebelgrrrlpk bold of you to fight @rebelgrrrlpk 's fights for her.
its true she needs all the help she can get right now, but shes really scraping the barrel with you...