Emily Strobl

Just here to make Laura laugh on occasion.

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@KarenKilgariff https://t.co/QvVzDquG9t

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@AkilahObviously

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@ihatejoelkim This feels like a very personal attack on Matt Rogers? @LasCulturistas

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@milliedechirico Iconic

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@Brenbash @LasCulturistas Matt is so Mikey it hurts. 🎶🎶she's out of our HAIR🎶🎶

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When I think of all the free porn fellow women have given away by simply *existing* at the gym I just 😤 Happy YOU day, Lalalou

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Things that just *feel* racist: blonde haired, blue eyed, thin lipped white men wearing Captain America t-shirts

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@mischiefanimals @laura_stenger @laura_stenger of course I go to tag you and see you've already retweeted

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@cheports Perfection

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@peeerreviewed @nikostratis A duck loves bread, but he does not have the capability to buy a loaf

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@LetsGo2Court I'm sorry... why does Brandi make fun of Kristin's ears? I'm a little disappointed they aren't bigger. Hair is gorg btw <3

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@laura_stenger @nicocoer JUST LET HER DRINK THE BAILEY'S FOR FUCK'S SAKE

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@alyankovic @pattonoswalt @ellynmarsh This you, girl?? @OWDobsessed

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@TOIMumbai @KarenKilgariff

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Look, I love all the emo boys but Gerard Way made everyone else look like a bunch of weak fuckin losers and he knew it

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@_miberz YES. He's just like... your most basic of assholes.

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@shuhen Sir, you are the ONLY believable parent-of-murder-victim through season 6 of SVU. I had to find you and thank you for your performance, and in the same breath curse you for setting this impossible standard.

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The biggest reason I probably shouldn't have kids is because I say things like, "You know what? I'm DONE" just to my cat.

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Does the DSM-5 have grown adults who like Disney World

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The real plot of Lost is just trying to explain why Hurley never lost weight on the island.