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[charlie @chunkbardey]

when i say “i should be there in 5!” i’m almost always using the moral sense of the word ‘should’, not the like probability sense. like yeah being there in 5 minutes would be the right thing, even though it’s not going to happen

[sjham @sjhamart]

elton john in 1971

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

auntie anne's can make a pretzel by herself, yet it takes five guys to make a burger. that's pretty telling.

[Jordan Rutledge @JordanRutledge]

my worst fear is being taught the rules to a new card game in a social setting

[nightskin👾angel @ARIA2XTRA]

i hate when flys rub their hands together like getcho doodoo grazing ass outta my house

[Ben @perma___ben]

The 3 seconds it takes to slide in or out of a booth is so degrading. Never seen anyone do it gracefully

[Casey Feigh @caseyfeigh]

My niece turned 3 today!! She asked for a Lion King cake but specifically the moment where Mufasa dies, because “everyone will be too sad to eat the cake and it will be all for me.”

[thicc saban @yngjcb]

phil collins doing the tarzan soundtrack

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

“babe we have guests, go get the fancy cups”

[donny outthaway @Will_daReal]

who tf decided to call it “emotional baggage“ and not “griefcase” ???

[NAUGHTY STORIES @_NaughtyStories]

get in loser we're healing n loving ourselves

[. @SuiNeltwork]

We will reopen when everything gets a little worse. Thank you

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

Me making sure everyone on the couch is paying attention when I’m the one that picked the movie:

[girlplastic @whoisgrlplsc]

i can’t explain it but this is how i feel

[Irene Tu @irene_tu]

I love to ask 7 friends for advice and then just go completely rogue.