Roshni

Am a quick brown faux celebrity. And 50 shades of fucked up. Doormat robber.

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Fin. https://t.co/4tRh9gPLsy

[Willy Shakes @IAM_SHAKESPEARE]

To start my quiet.

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@shenoyn Your jokes are going worst.

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Ek baar waqt see, lamha Gira kahin
Wahan dastaan mili, lamha kahin nahin

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@calamur Even I did a double take.

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@_a_muse It's officially cold in Singapore. 'nuff said.

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@b50 Gold prices?

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When someone asks me about life lessons, I tell them the same BS "The sun rises and falls each day, but each sunrise and sunset is different.

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@iPrash @gauravsabnis @krishashok Plainly speaking, stems are harakiri.

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@iPrash @gauravsabnis @krishashok Why'd mold catch on to chillies? The stems are usually the ones, no?

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@iPrash @gauravsabnis @krishashok Stems rot or gather mold. Put them in paper wrapped up. Speaking from experience.
Because I'm lazy af.

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Coco. Remember me.

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@godoolally Hyundai.

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@godoolally Fly lice

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@godoolally Paul McCartney

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@godoolally Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

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@godoolally Mint Julep

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@gauravsabnis I'm kimkartavyavimoodh.

Now recite Karak Talika?

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@thinq2win You're wrong.:'(

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This is a known fact.

[Firstpost @firstpost]

Traders said higher demand during the ongoing wedding season from local #jewellers coupled with positive global cues pushed the #gold prices upwards. https://t.co/F3xabZCj9T

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@thinq2win TaTu.