Roshni Puri

Runs in heels. Gives zany sobriquets. Pun enthusiast. Penchant to burst into song or dance. Superpower: make you roll your eyes & smack your head.

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Deal or Ordeal

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Not a fan of how milk evolved to protect its garmaish by creating a layer of malai

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Just saw people playing diVolleyball.

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My hair went from spaghetti locks to vegetable jaalfrizzy

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Lel lol lel lol lori

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@Jinal1303 @iDanny4 If only your surname was Gala

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Got 28 sunscreen ads today before receiving my blood test results for a vitamin D deficiency. I believe there’s a joke there.

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Kaun banega crorepotty?

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NFarT

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2022, 2020 tara, todo na dil humaara

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Ballelujah

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At what age does the moon stop following you through the moving car’s window?

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Why are their clothes more bizzara than Zara?

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When you’re contemplating life’s questions and your auto prompt suggests quesoooo... 🫕 makes everything inconsequential

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My leg has gone to sleep.
I’m jealous of my leg.

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Miss that gentle wobble of sleeping while in motion, in cars, on a boat, on a train, on a plane; miss travelling.

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@asianpaints Do you have a responsive customer care? Trying to get in touch via mail since May but only receiving new ticket numbers for my complaint from your bot.

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@AjinkyaKetkar PP

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What do you call a Punjabi parrot?

A parrota.

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Shaitan is just Satan saying hi