Rosie Murphy

Desperate times call for desperate housewives.

She/Her 🐻🦊

[Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry]

A dangerous night for the BFG going out to blow dreams in people’s windows. The England game’s been delayed, people are awake and will catch him doing it.

[sarah 🇵🇸 @sazza_jay]

we’ve seen more stability from the sugababes line up than we have from british prime ministers of late

[Ryan Love @RyanJL]

Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she’s registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, “Which box for Elaine Peacock?” A cheer went up from waiting voters.

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[Oli Dugmore @OliDugmore]

The combined tuition fees of the entire Question Time panel would not cover my cost for 1 year of uni.

Is that fair?

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

My god, I just realized I'm now closer to 30 than I am to 20 (I'm 36)

[. @jdpoc]

"Just to be clear, these presents are for your Birthday AND Christmas, okay ?"

[Rosie Murphy @RosieMurphy]

@GreatSeasLink

[trevor @out2pasture_]

no matter how big your playlist is that cranberries song is gonna play

[Rosie Murphy @RosieMurphy]

@GreatSeasLink

[alli @sonofalli]

babe are you ok? it’s q2 and you’ve barely touched your “q1 roadmap”

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tying my hair back whenever shit gets serious at work….violet baudelaire lives inside me

[the human anachronism™️ @FullAsMuchHeart]

Just saw someone saying using the em-dash is a sign of something being written by AI, because real people rarely use it. This is terrible news for everyone like me who has an unhealthy emotional attachment to the em-dash.

[Rosie Murphy @RosieMurphy]

@GreatSeasLink What a bop

[Rosie Murphy @RosieMurphy]

@restisents The singer of My Voluptuous Disease owns a gym - maybe not AI but self-promotion! https://t.co/7yLRb6eo5f

[Rosie Murphy @RosieMurphy]

@GreatSeasLink Look out for the If You're Happy And You Know It mix

[didyoujustsaywig @2002scoobydoo]

[armpit surgery]

me: i’m so nervous

sabrina carpenter: it’s gonna be ok don’t worry

[after surgery]

me, waking up: wait where’s Sabrina carpenter

doctor: who do u think gave u the armpit?