Rosie Watterson

[Rosie Watterson @RosieWatterson2]

@HSBC_UK "service temporarily unavailable" to set up new security number, so now can't log on to app or get secured pin details. :(

[Rosie Watterson @RosieWatterson2]

Super excited for my ladel of @coopuk cauliflower rice this evening

[Rosie Watterson @RosieWatterson2]

Things that are the same size as a @coopuk cauliflower:

[Rosie Watterson @RosieWatterson2]

Things that are the same size as a @coopuk cauliflower:

[Rosie Watterson @RosieWatterson2]

Hey @coopuk, maybe you should re-brand these as "mini cauliflower"?#AllLeafNoVeg #TeaspoonForScale #184grams

[Rosie Watterson @RosieWatterson2]

Hey @coopuk, maybe you should re-brand these as "mini cauliflower"?#AllLeafNoVeg #TeaspoonForScale #184grams

[Rosie Watterson @RosieWatterson2]

@marmite have you noticed there's typos on your PB label? Sure it's just as delicious though ;) x

[Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda]

I see a bug ahead of me
I watch in disbelief
I sense an opportunity
And den I show my teef

[Herbert Smith Freehills Graduates UK @HSFgraduatesUK]

Thank you to @legalcheek for three award nominations, and congratulations to @RosieWatterson2 for her fantastic blog https://t.co/7CoXWm5gfA, which has been fundamental in gaining the Best Use of Social Media 2019 nomination. Read Rosie’s blog here: https://t.co/ocJ0yctiq9

[Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda]

I used to be productive. But then I discovered staring into space.

[Rosie Watterson @RosieWatterson2]

A message to my past self: words of motivation from Trainees https://t.co/g6bHWTDmB8

[Rosie Watterson @RosieWatterson2]

Howdy Stranger https://t.co/tdj0Nsq2aq

[Rosie Watterson @RosieWatterson2]

@olenskae Hearos ear plugs- they're awesome.

[Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda]

Hear you enter
See your face
Stare for ages
Just in case

[Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda]

They say that I'm angelic
They say I never sin
They get back from an evening out
And find me in the bin

[Rosie Watterson @RosieWatterson2]

@DoctorChristian I use bro to my female friends, and babes when blokes are winding me up.
Does...that mean...I'm- no I'm lost.

[Rosie Watterson @RosieWatterson2]

@DoctorChristian Ugh. Diagnosing homosexuality is sooo last century.

[Rosie Watterson @RosieWatterson2]

No phone for a year?
I'd have to go look at real animals in real knitted outfits- rather than just photos....
#nophoneforayear

[Great Bakes, Hot Takes @greatbakespod]

Ladies, if he:

- doesn’t return your texts
- always criticizes the results of your hard work and withholds praise for your efforts
- gives vague ultimatums and disappears when you most need help
- loves bread

He isn’t your man. He’s baker and tv personality Paul Hollywood

[Rosie Watterson @RosieWatterson2]

@sophiestratfull You're so cute <3

[Finimize @finimize]

Tickets have sold out to the #Finimize Female Financial Dialogue event tomorrow at @bloomingfoundrs.

Missed out on getting a ticket? See it live on our Instagram page from 6.45pm! 🎥
https://t.co/hTXSwSRHk6

[Finimize @finimize]

Thanks Britney 😎