rosie

I’m the funniest person I know

[rosie @rosiewright_]

Who's dick do I have to smoke to suck a joint round here

[alex @indiealexx]

been thinking about this hot chocolate ever since the simpsons movie came out

[rosie @rosiewright_]

@jxymxya It turns me on but Im not sure why... bad boys following rules I think 💗

[chad @badboychadhoy]

if I ever have a daughter I will simply not care about her sex life because that’s fucking weird

[rosie @rosiewright_]

@milliexmc This isn’t embarrassing it’s a flex

[millie @milliexmc]

i dont ever want to be 30 that shits disgusting and not for me

[rosie @rosiewright_]

@tomevans0603 Lying in bed for 20 years and letting the bucket family live in poverty and eat cabbage soup until suddenly revealing he could actually walk the entire time he’s doing a jig and getting on like I’ve got a golden ticket when it wasn’t even his?? I have no respect for him at all

[rosie @rosiewright_]

Grandpa joe is the villain of the Willy wonka series send tweet

[rosie @rosiewright_]

@risasimpkin Now all we need is me falling into your arms and balance will truly be restored 😜 💘

[risa @risasimpkin]

And they even forgot the 2 portions of mozzarella sticks but had the cheek to send the 2x salsa dip

[rosie @rosiewright_]

@preeminentshriz U look like a graduate from hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry

[rosie @rosiewright_]

@lllucyy I don’t know what I miss more, you or true deli 😕

[rosie @rosiewright_]

@SarahMoffatt_ Hahahhaha

[rosie @rosiewright_]

@lllucyy Alexa play six inch heels by Beyoncé

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

You can be the realest nigga in the world and still have allergies.

[rosie @rosiewright_]

@lllucyy How is this the first time I’ve read this....it is riveting

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

the prophecy has been fulfilled

[rosie @rosiewright_]

@mattyhweir Ur only allowed to use that one on me don’t forget you’re married Mr Weir

[rosie @rosiewright_]

This is me